"I Am Zombie Man 3" - remember that?

[BillyRay]

Ok, here's the theoretical situation... Major studio backs a dump truck full of money to your front door. They'll sponsor a big-budget version of "I Am Zombie Man", but only if: A) Zombie Man is a Runner, & B) played by Wil Smith. What do you do, Min? WHAT DO YOU DO.....?

[LouCipherr]

I'm a never say never kinda guy, I like to think so at least, so if someone gave me a bundle of money and said "make an awesome fourth one" or "make an awesome remake" then perhaps I would. Awesome! There is hope.... *counts pennis in pocket, realizes it's not enough and sulks out of the room* Ok, here's the theoretical situation... Major studio backs a dump truck full of money to your front door. They'll sponsor a big-budget version of "I Am Zombie Man", but only if: A) Zombie Man is a Runner, & B) played by Wil Smith. What do you do, Min? WHAT DO YOU DO.....? You run as fast as you can in the other direction while screaming "FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRRR RRRRRUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNEEEERRRRRSSSS!!!!!!!!!!"

[BillyRay]

*counts pennis in pocket, realizes it's not enough* that's what she said!

[LouCipherr]

that's what she said! I was wondering if anyone would catch that.. I saw the misspelling, but thought "fuck it, some nutbag will see it and point it out." I wasn't far off..

[BillyRay]

Normally I consider "That's What She Said" to be the worst sort of lazy attempt at humor, But you left your pennis out there for all to see, Lou...

[LouCipherr]

Hey man, what can I say? I have quite the pennis.

[BillyRay]

Hey man, what can I say? I have quite the pennis. Well, small change, anyhow...

[LouCipherr]

Well, small change, anyhow... Damn. Slammed by the puppet master.

[BillyRay]

Damn. Slammed by the puppet master. lumpyxmasmitme.jpg Do you feel my hand up your behind, Lou?

[LouCipherr]

Do you feel my hand up your behind, Lou? Dammit, I thought that was my 'roids acting up. Guess not.

[MinionZombie]

Ok, here's the theoretical situation... Major studio backs a dump truck full of money to your front door. They'll sponsor a big-budget version of "I Am Zombie Man", but only if: A) Zombie Man is a Runner, & B) played by Wil Smith. What do you do, Min? WHAT DO YOU DO.....? You run as fast as you can in the other direction while screaming "FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRRR RRRRRUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNEEEERRRRRSSSS!!!!!!!!!!" Either that or I sell out, take the money, run, and jam my goddamned foot in the door of this fucking impossible-to-get-into industry. Frankly though, I'd point to TWD and say "see motherfuckers, shamblers for the win!"

[LouCipherr]

Either that or I sell out, take the money, run, and jam my goddamned foot in the door of this fucking impossible-to-get-into industry. Frankly though, I'd point to TWD and say "see motherfuckers, shamblers for the win!" Touche', MZ..

[DjfunkmasterG]

Either that or I sell out, take the money, run, and jam my goddamned foot in the door of this fucking impossible-to-get-into industry. Frankly though, I'd point to TWD and say "see motherfuckers, shamblers for the win!" MZ you won't need to JAM your foot in the door, and fuck getting into the industry. We're Mavericks, and we have to do the Maverick way, even if that means sucking dick in some dark alley for $30,000,000 in CGI. Oh wait that was James Cameron sucking Michael Bay off to finish Avatar. Anyway, Nick I know you'll make it... I will make sure of it. ---------- Post added at 08:03 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:01 PM ---------- Here is some fucking irony for ya, this thread is one year old today. ---------- Post added at 08:04 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:03 PM ---------- Either that or I sell out, take the money, run, and jam my goddamned foot in the door of this fucking impossible-to-get-into industry. Frankly though, I'd point to TWD and say "see motherfuckers, shamblers for the win!" Oh yeah... there were some running zombies in TWD. Just thought I would point that out... to keep making sure my undead running brethern get their props.

[MinionZombie]

1) Any 'running' zombies in TWD weren't running, but jogging-a-bit-too-much ... the official party line for TWD is the "Hinzman Hobble". 2) Aye, one year and two days ago we shot TIDOZM, and fuck me shambling it was exhausting, lol. 4 hours from start-to-finish to film the entire thing (aside from a handful of stock shots from my back catalogue of footage). Speaking of all things zombie - I'm hoping to find an 2D computer animator (reliable, talented and willing to work just for the credit and showcase opportunities) - to animate a re-written short script version of "The End", my zombie mini-epic. I know Gary has read the short version that I wrote two or three years back, but I've re-written it, taking in stuff from a feature length version I wrote a couple of years ago. The idea being that it'd be a showcase for me as writer/director, and be a showcase for whoever animates it for their talent in their chosen field. Spread it around the internet virally and try and get some recognition from it. Plus it'd be an easier way to get something with a MASSIVE SCALE done at my current level - all thanks to the power of drawing - that's the idea anyway. I figure with the success of TWD, it'd be an ideal time to utilise the bandwagon effect to help it along, like. Don't suppose you know of any such people? I haven't started looking yet, as I'm still polishing the script, but it'd be a 10-to-15 minute animated zombie mini-epic short.

[DjfunkmasterG]

1) Any 'running' zombies in TWD weren't running, but jogging-a-bit-too-much ... the official party line for TWD is the "Hinzman Hobble". 2) Aye, one year and two days ago we shot TIDOZM, and fuck me shambling it was exhausting, lol. 4 hours from start-to-finish to film the entire thing (aside from a handful of stock shots from my back catalogue of footage). Speaking of all things zombie - I'm hoping to find an 2D computer animator (reliable, talented and willing to work just for the credit and showcase opportunities) - to animate a re-written short script version of "The End", my zombie mini-epic. I know Gary has read the short version that I wrote two or three years back, but I've re-written it, taking in stuff from a feature length version I wrote a couple of years ago. The idea being that it'd be a showcase for me as writer/director, and be a showcase for whoever animates it for their talent in their chosen field. Spread it around the internet virally and try and get some recognition from it. Plus it'd be an easier way to get something with a MASSIVE SCALE done at my current level - all thanks to the power of drawing - that's the idea anyway. I figure with the success of TWD, it'd be an ideal time to utilise the bandwagon effect to help it along, like. Don't suppose you know of any such people? I haven't started looking yet, as I'm still polishing the script, but it'd be a 10-to-15 minute animated zombie mini-epic short. Yeah well that party line was broken in episode #2. I saw ROTLD runners.