Eat every meal like it's your last. Hey, it could be. Enjoy it...in fact, attack it with a passion. |
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Everything I know I learned from zombie films
Eat every meal like it's your last. Hey, it could be. Enjoy it...in fact, attack it with a passion. |
Good points. |
Eat freshly butchered meat |
Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH
"It's better to regret something you have done, than something you haven't done. By the way, if you see your Mother, tell her I said...
Satan, Satan, Satan!"
-The Butthole Surfers
If your radio does not work ... Run |
you cant trust "the man" for ****. |
Bring extra smokes |
Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH
"It's better to regret something you have done, than something you haven't done. By the way, if you see your Mother, tell her I said...
Satan, Satan, Satan!
-The Butthole Surfers
Always cross the street when someone/something staggers towards you! |
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Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH
"It's better to regret something you have done, than something you haven't done. By the way, if you see your Mother, tell her I said...
Satan, Satan, Satan!
-The Butthole Surfers
when you are trying to hot wire a vehicle, shut the doors, lock 'em, and roll up the windows |
I Corinthians 1:18-31 18For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. 19For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent. 20Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world? 21For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe. 22For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom: 23But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness; 24But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God. 25Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. 26For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called: 27But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty; 28And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are: 29That no flesh should glory in his presence. 30But of him are ye in Christ Jesus, who of God is made unto us wisdom, and righteousness, and sanctification, and redemption: 31That, according as it is written, He that glorieth, let him glory in the Lord.
If you are saluted by a reanimated life-form, it's best to just humor it with a return salute...what if it somehow managed to find a loaded firearm later on? |
-If you live in Cleveland, you need to keep in touch with your friends in Pittsburgh more often and let them know you are still there. |
Hang out with the black dudes..they always make it to the end. |
The cellar really is the safest place |
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I Corinthians 1:18-31 18For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. 19For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent. 20Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world? 21For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe. 22For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom: 23But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness; 24But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God. 25Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. 26For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called: 27But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty; 28And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are: 29That no flesh should glory in his presence. 30But of him are ye in Christ Jesus, who of God is made unto us wisdom, and righteousness, and sanctification, and redemption: 31That, according as it is written, He that glorieth, let him glory in the Lord.
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Originally Posted by CapnKnut
And then get shot in the head by rednecks while still alive?
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