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  1. 29-Sep-2010 #1
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    Man picks wrong day to tickle ELMO

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/09/28/...lmo/index.html


    This is funny. Dude in an Elmo costume goes into a music store for a kids event some guy starts fucking with him and Elmo kicks his ass.
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    Well, you gotta figure that wearing an Elmo costume for a living has to be one of the more deameaning, shittier jobs a grown man can have.

    You also have to figure he'd be very sensitive to people fucking with him about it.

    Makes perfect sense really.

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    The scuffle sent the guitar store into chaos
    Okay. What could elmo be promoting in a music store?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post
    Okay. What could elmo be promoting in a music store?
    Headbanging, apparently.
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    ba-dum-snik. But seriously, Elmo has little if any to do with music whatsoever. Very strange... funny, but also smelling of it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post
    Okay. What could elmo be promoting in a music store?
    Apparently the event was at a neighboring Learning Express store, and Elmo went to Guitar Center afterwards for his own purposes.
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    What? He's gonna play a Fender in red fur? Funny guy.
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    All I will say about this is the dude got what he deserved. Not the elmo guy, the dude who attacked him.

    It would've been nice to see a headline of "ELMO Sends Dumbfuck to Hospital" in the paper or on the news.
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    I still say Grover would whip his ass.
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    Grover > Elmo
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    Regular Grover or Super Grover?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr View Post
    All I will say about this is the dude got what he deserved. Not the elmo guy, the dude who attacked him.

    It would've been nice to see a headline of "ELMO Sends Dumbfuck to Hospital" in the paper or on the news.
    I just wish someone had gotten cell phone video. And the guy in the Elmo suit hadn't taken the head off. It would have been epic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Publius View Post
    I just wish someone had gotten cell phone video. And the guy in the Elmo suit hadn't taken the head off. It would have been epic.
    Oh hell yes, that would've been even funnier! If there was footage of that, I would've shown it to every child I know and said, "See? Elmo isn't such a nice guy after all, is he?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr View Post
    Oh hell yes, that would've been even funnier! If there was footage of that, I would've shown it to every child I know and said, "See? Elmo isn't such a nice guy after all, is he?"

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