View Poll Results: Your WORSE zombie film EVER??

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  • Day of the Dead 2: Contagium

    15 35.71%
  • Dawn 2004

    1 2.38%
  • Land of the Dead

    2 4.76%
  • Vampires vs Zombies

    4 9.52%
  • Children of the Dead

    4 9.52%
  • Night of the Living Dead 30th Anniversary Edition

    4 9.52%
  • Undead

    1 2.38%
  • Other (Specified in post)

    11 26.19%
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    Worse Zombie Film EVER

    This could be interesting

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    I chose "other"
    My worst has to be Video Dead - 1987

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    does the thriller video count...

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    Quote Originally Posted by general tbag
    does the thriller video count...
    ooooo good one! and, technically, it should.

    there was one I watched a few months ago about a young couple living in a cabin that turned zombie. Can't remember the name of it. (NOT Zombie Honeymoon, I liked that one.) Anyhoooo, the flick I'm talking about lasted about 752 hours and 33 minutes. And was DULL DULL DULL DULL DULL!!!! Made me want to become..........a LION TAMER!
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    wtf? land of the dead is on that list?

    look, those haters of land need to realize, THEY EVOLVED!!!!

    look up evolution

    too many people were expecting dawn 2, jeesh get tf over it already

    /derail

    how house of the dead isn't in that list is mindblowing, yet land is
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    Quote Originally Posted by creepntom
    wtf? land of the dead is on that list?

    look, those haters of land need ot realize, THEY EVOLVED!!!!

    look up evolution

    too many people were expecting dawn 2, jeesh get tf over it already

    /derail

    how house of the dead isn't in that list is mindblowing, yet land is
    you go, Boodle!!!! Tell it, Brother!!!!

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    didnt someone say prison of the dead wasa terrible flick too? i havent seen that our dotd2. i voted other.

    island of the dead <-- not a zombie movie but i have to say id rather be casterated then see this again

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    House of the Dead is the worst zombie film ever made, in fact to call it a film is a huge mistake. I have to agree with creepntom on his comment.
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    wait!

    you forgot that **** hole of a movie"raiders of tha living dead"!!!

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    Contagium can suck my beanbag and like it, cos that movie was hideously atrocious.

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    I haven't seen all of the movies on that list, so I had to choose Fulci's Zombi 2. It had no plot, bad acting, and I didn't know any of the characters any better after their first line of dialogue than I did when the movie was over. This is what I saw when watching the movie:
     
    -Where's my daddy?
    -On some island.
    -Maybe some vacationers will take us there.
    -Wow, that slut took off her shirt.
    -What's a zombie?
    -Oh, more boobies! They're soapy and wet!
    -Oh, zombies are eating the doctor's wife.
    -****, I can't Drive!
    -Spanish Conquistadors are rising from their 400-year-old graves!
    -Run awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
    -Awww, hell.....it's time for a siege.
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    ZOMBIEZ!! Worst movie ever!! I hate this movie!!

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    House of the Dead.
    I can't believe that that wasn't on the poll.
    Zombie 5 Killing Birds sucked badly too.

    DOTD04 ****ed me off immensely, But I wouldn't say it sucked.
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie
    Contagium can suck my beanbag and like it, cos that movie was hideously atrocious.
    I agree with this statement fully, but I'd be afraid the ****tiness and sheer lack of quality of contagium would cause my penis to fall off in a flurry of bad acting, awful storyline, and poorly thought out zombies/general special effects. I seriously feel as if I lost an important part of myself that I once treasured after watching Contagium.

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