68 reasons why Children of the Living Dead sucks arse...

[MinionZombie]

http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2008/03...ving-dead.html Despite a lower number than both Ghey08 and Yawn04, it's absolutely atrocious. I'd forgotten how utterly incoherent this garbage was! (Posted it on my blog, cos I was too lazy to censor the swears...which is half of the comedy anyway, cos swearing is grown up, clever, and funny...FACT. ) Anyway - enjoy.

[Zombill]

Uh Ok

[Mike70]

http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2008/03...ving-dead.html Despite a lower number than both Ghey08 and Yawn04, it's absolutely atrocious. I'd forgotten how utterly incoherent this garbage was! (Posted it on my blog, cos I was too lazy to censor the swears...which is half of the comedy anyway, cos swearing is grown up, clever, and funny...FACT. ) Anyway - enjoy. 68 was all you could come up? i would think 268 would be an easy mark to reach. why in the hell would you subject yourself to this wretched ass piece of cinematic tripe again? anyway, children is an atrocious, bottom of the barrel, amateurish crapfest. i am convinced that my son and his playgroup buddies could do better. so when can we expect the "night 30th anniversary" gripe list?

[Zombill]

so when can we expect the "night 30th anniversary" gripe list? That would have an infinite endless number

[MinionZombie]

Haven't seen it ever, at all. COTLD only got 68 because there were long, long scenes where it was just bad for one reason ... and that was, it was so f*cking bad. Whereas Yawn04 or Ghey08 have bigger budgets, so can afford far more retardation. But COTLD is unbelievably awful. It really is. Why subject myself to it? To create a bitch list is why.

[fartpants]

m.z you have to do one for contagium cos that one would run into hundreds

[DubiousComforts]

so when can we expect the "night 30th anniversary" gripe list? Somebody make it stop!

[MinionZombie]

m.z you have to do one for contagium cos that one would run into hundreds Might do one eventually ... I've not seen it all the way through, just skipped through...my GAR was it bad!

[capncnut]

Nah, do Night 30... it's Andy's favourite film!

[Yojimbo]

so when can we expect the "night 30th anniversary" gripe list? Cheers to Minon for another hilarious list! I agree with scipio, we must have Minon's bitch list on the purtrid and unclean thing also known as NOLD 30th Anniversary.

[MinionZombie]

Cheers to Minon for another hilarious list! I agree with scipio, we must have Minon's bitch list on the purtrid and unclean thing also known as NOLD 30th Anniversary. Someone gimme it for free and I'll do it. I wouldn't do one for Night'90 though cos I actually like that film ... although I'm not a big fan of some of the music ... but what really twists my titties with that film, perhaps the only thing, is Judy Rose. One minute she's crying in a corner, the next she's asking the most annoying questions right in the middle of a crisis, then she's trying to be Rambo, then she's back to being a useless wreck. GAH!

[ZombieGrrL]

I thought COTLD was the worst zombie movie until I saw House Of The Dead, after I saw that I realised that COTLD wasn't SO bad after all.

[Mike70]

I thought COTLD was the worst zombie movie until I saw House Of The Dead, after I saw that I realised that COTLD wasn't SO bad after all. yes as craptastic cinema goes it is hard to, uh, top house of the dead. that movie is so bad it is mind boggling. i thought the whole inserting game footage into the movie was without a doubt one of, if not the most, ignorant idea in the history of film.

[bd2999]

Yeah, it is pretty bad. Hayes in apperances looks to me to be a rip off of Rhadu from the Subspecies series too, the long fingers and what not. I mean the similarity is crazy. There is another rip off to add.

[MinionZombie]

I re-read the email from Tor Ramsey (the director) about how gash the film is and how sh*t the experience was. Dizamn.