Zombie Situation

[LoneCrusader]

Well, I have three rifles in my closet, but I don't know where the ammunition to that is, and one's an antique WWI rifle, so I know I don't have ammo to that...Hmmm..Maybe a hammer, or the bar to my weight set, maybe a kitchen knife, baseball bat, antique Civil War shortsword, maybe homemade bomb from rockets, alcohol with fire, an axe, a garden hoe, a water hose (cut short for better control), cloth iron, broken spring from door, nail gun, wooden stake from door, and that's about all I can muster from my house. But I don't think I have a nail gun, the water hose, garden hoe, axe are all outside, so the baseball bat would be the most effective weapon I can get from inside my house.

[Danny]

car + petrol, nuff said, functional and deadly!

[MaximusIncredulous]

A long dagger. Go for the eyes and run for it. Everything else outside of a gun will just wear you out and turn you into chow.

[Guido]

probably the axe from in my garage or some blunt heavy object around the house like firewood, or those tools for the fireplace. i also have a few replica swords i bought online a couple years back, i'm sure they'd have no problem slashing through decrepid zombie neck.

[Danny]

y'know on second thought i recently bought a decroative sword off ebay, that'd last longer than a car.

[EvilNed]

y'know on second thought i recently bought a decroative sword off ebay, that'd last longer than a car. Decorative swords will last five minutes. Real swords wouldn't even last much longer in a situation where you had to constantly use it.

[Tullaryx]

Decorative swords will last five minutes. Real swords wouldn't even last much longer in a situation where you had to constantly use it. That's why machetes sold in stores should be best. Machetes and handaxes from hardware and sporting goods stores are best since they would be made from tempered steel and usually have durable handles made from space-age plastic. Just buy yourself a good supply of oilstones to keep the blades sharp and yer set.

[EvilNed]

Yepp, good point. Machetes are the next best thing, if you can't find yourself a hefty supply of falcatas.

[Danny]

one word. catapult.

[DeadJake]

hedge clippers

[Danny]

hmmm..... some homemade cross between a mace and a shaver,lol.

[LoneCrusader]

i liked my idea of the aluminum baseball bat...imagine what it could do swinging it at full force to zombie skull. light, durable, and lethal. definately my second choice to rifle if i had ammo.

[zombieparanoia]

I have an ice axe, its got sharp hardened tips for piercing an end that can be used to hook things and its handy as a hiking tool too.

[HLS]

I have a big nasty knife

[Wooley]

I'm a gun owner. I don't have mountains of ammo or huge stacks of spare magazines for them though, but I'm sure I've got more ammo and spare mags than many of my fellow gun owners have though. I'd probably stick to whipping molotov cocktails in to the hordes so I could save my ammo.