Wow. This movie was crappy.

[MinionZombie]

in a web forum But then WE could all be in it!

[Neil]

But then WE could all be in it! George A Romero presents... BLOG OF THE DEAD

[MinionZombie]

George A Romero presents... BLOG OF THE DEAD Surely it should just be: George A. Romero's HOMEPAGE OF THE DEAD (Presented by Neil Fawcett)

[Neil]

Where's my cheque!!!!!!!!!

[horrormad]

**Romero seems to be trying too hard with metaphors rather than concentrating on good quality story.** Yes I agree with you there.

[MinionZombie]

Where's my cheque!!!!!!!!! Well he's not made it yet, so shaaaaadup!

[AcesandEights]

Surely it should just be: George A. Romero's HOMEPAGE OF THE DEAD (Presented by Neil Fawcett) Act III, Scene I Setting: The website in question' s Mod forum, wherein the mods are discussing the apparent arrival of more and more zombies. "Neil": What are they doing? Why do they come here? =0 Flash to the main, zombie discussion board [/groan]Running zombies suck...[/groan] Flash back to the Mod Forum "MinionZombie": Some sort of instinct. Memory, of wot they used ter do. Cor blimey guv! This were an important place in their lives. "Kaos": And what about all these bots that keep registering? This situation must be controlled before it's too late. They're multiplying too rapidly! "Cap'n Canut" (The newest, fresh-faced Mod): They're after us. They know we're still in here. "MinionZombie": They're after the place. They don't know why, they just remember. Remember that they want ter be in 'ere. "Neil" (gripping his banstick, reassuringly): What the hell are they? "Kaos": They're us, that's all, when there's no more room in hell. "Neil": What? "MinionZombie": Sumfink me granddad used ter tell us. Yer know Macumba, then, mate? Voodoo. Me granddad were a priest in Trinidad. He used ter tell us, "Wen there's no more room in hell fire, the bleedin' dead will ball of chalk the earff." "Kaos": Huh? Flash To General Chat "Concerned Right-of-center poster": These creatures cannot be considered human. They prey on humans. They do not prey on each other, that's the difference. They attack and they feed only on warm human flesh. Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power, but basic skills remain a more remembered behaviors from normal life. We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not. They will not respond to such emotions. "Concerned Left-of-center poster": People aren't willing to accept your solutions, doctor, and I for one don't blame them! "Forum Troll": /Posts a 'Lol Cat' pic "Concerned Right-of-center poster": Dummies! Dummies! Dummies! "Kaos" (sweeping in and out quickly): This isn't the Republicans versus the Democrats, where we're in a hole economically or... or we're in another war. This is more crucial than that. This is down to the line, folks, this is down to the line. There can be no more divisions among the forumites! Warnings will be handed out. /locks topic Something like that?

[MinionZombie]

BRAVO! Superb, mate. "MinionZombie": Sumfink me granddad used ter tell us. Yer know Macumba, then, mate? Voodoo. Me granddad were a priest in Trinidad. He used ter tell us, "Wen there's no more room in hell fire, the bleedin' dead will ball of chalk the earff." I properly lol'd at that, brilliant.

[capncnut]

Top draw, Aces.

[Trin]

Perzactly!!!!

[clanglee]

Aces. . with that. . you became a God among posters!!

[Dillinger]

FADE IN: INT. Bedroom - Night ACESANDEIGHTS frantically masturbates at his computer desk. Soon he is interrupted by his mother. ACESANDEIGHTS MOM Just what in the hell are you doing, son? ACESANDEIGHTS She loves me, mom! She said she loves me! ACESANDEIGHTS MOM Who loves you? ACESANDEIGHTS This hot girl on Homepage of the Dead! ACESANDEIGHTS MOM Since you met this girl online, how can you be sure that she really loves you? ACESANDEIGHTS Because she said SHE LOVED ME in ALL CAPS! FADE OUT.

[Bub666]

FADE IN: INT. Bedroom - Night ACESANDEIGHTS frantically masturbates at his computer desk. Soon he is interrupted by his mother. ACESANDEIGHTS MOM Just what in the hell are you doing, son? ACESANDEIGHTS She loves me, mom! She said she loves me! ACESANDEIGHTS MOM Who loves you? ACESANDEIGHTS This hot girl on Homepage of the Dead! ACESANDEIGHTS MOM If this girl is on the internet, how can you be sure she loves you? ACESANDEIGHTS Because she said SHE LOVED ME in ALL CAPS! FADE OUT.

[clanglee]

[Legion2213]

*eyes forum though a pair of binoculars* "they must get in through the roof..." *pulls out flick comb and grooms big-ass moustache*