ok seriously, someone asks for tamara and u say no one by that name lives here and she says "are u sure?" then she walks away and you have to SCREW YOUR PORCH LIGHT BULB BACK IN wouldnt u get a lil suspicious and high tail it RIGHT THERE?

speedman left his wife not once but TWICE and bad stuff happened...cmon man.

a smart person would have laid in wait for them with some lights off and the curtains closed and when the guy got done chopping the door down,just BLAST HIM TO HELL as soon as he walks in the door. that would have scared the two chicks away cuz really, a girl and her fiancee and a shot gun VS two scrawny chicks in holiday masks isnt really a fight. guaranteed they'd have broken down and pleaded for their lives after they saw mr potatosack head get cut in half and drop to the ground.


but wait, it all makes sense so it wouldnt happen. stupid movies