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  1. 22-Aug-2008 #1
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    Ninja's trying to bust up drug ring, busted by cops

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    AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Have these kids been in suspended animation since 1982? I thought the only ones who were into ninjas were guys approaching old fossil-dom...like me. Maybe they've been reading the "hidden gems" discussion in the media forum. Stick to playing D&D...it's safer.
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    what a couple of dorks. do they fail to realize that lots of drug dealers are carrying firearms?? wait, i guess these two are so adept that they could block bullets with shurikens.

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    These kids have been watching too many movies.

    Favorite quote "Those weapons were just for show. They were there to make us look as ninja as possible..."

    Man, that's classic.
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    Those kids are so stupid.Like ninja weapons are a match for guns.
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    You can easily deflect bullets with a sword. Didn't yall ever watch Chris Farley in Beverly Hills Ninja?
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    Everyone knows that the main purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people.
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    How utterly stupid and useless are these fools?

    I find it amusing that in this modern time, someone who considers themselves a "ninja" would outfit themselves in 15th century costumes with 15th century technology and weapons. If ninjas were to exist today they would likely be equipped and dressed like Special Forces, SWAT, or Navy SEALS.

    Being a Ninja has nothing to do with dressing in the costume or using throwing stars. They are (or at least were) simply practitioners of unorthdox warfare techniques (guerrilla warfare), assasination and espionage.

    Lucky for these two retards that they got stopped by the cops before they rolled up on even the wimpiest drug dealer. Likely the two dimwit "ninjas" would have been seriously injured or killed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman311 View Post
    Favorite quote "Those weapons were just for show. They were there to make us look as ninja as possible..."
    Aren't ninjas trained in the art of concealment so that you don't see them coming? I guess modern-day ninjas must flash a lot of bling to keep up with the gangstas, yo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DubiousComforts View Post
    Aren't ninjas trained in the art of concealment so that you don't see them coming? I guess modern-day ninjas must flash a lot of bling to keep up with the gangstas, yo.
    Best line of the thread!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yojimbo View Post
    Lucky for these two retards that they got stopped by the cops before they rolled up on even the wimpiest drug dealer. Likely the two dimwit "ninjas" would have been seriously injured or killed.
    Actually these two morons would've have been perfect recipients for the Darwin Awards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
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    Don't they realize it's okay for ninjas to use uzi's???
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