A Christian Game Rating Guide

[DeadJonas190]

They put a lot of work into this, more than the ESRB does to rate games. It is quit ridiculous, but at the same time a great read. I have not read them all, but one of the funniest things that caught my eye was the description for Army of Two Gay & Lesbian: Homosexual Themes: Although never spoken of, undertones of homosexuality are present. Weaponry in the game can be decorated to be anything from diamond encrusted to gold plated. You share a parachute with your partner, and the riot shield system allows one player to use a shield or a car door as portable cover while the other cuddles up close behind the person and dispenses "lead" from his "Iron" . Keep in mind I copied that from their site, bad grammar and all. This is a great read if your in the mood for laughs.

[clanglee]

Sounds hilarious. . but where is the link my good man?

[AcesandEights]

the riot shield system allows one player to use a shield or a car door as portable cover while the other cuddles up close behind the person and dispenses "lead" from his "Iron". Hysterical and frightening all at the same time!

[Cody]

Wow..thats a tough rating system

[Mike70]

dear...god. that is, well even i am at a loss for words. we need a link though. i predict hours of laughter over some of their game "reviews,"

[MikePizzoff]

wtf? I can't wait to see what they have to say about other games.

[SymphonicX]

Oh for goodness sake... Here's the link! It's not entirely hilarious, but definitely worth a chuckle - note the Hellgate: London section's censoring out of the word "Hell" in the description, but nowhere else on the document...!! http://www.fme.cc/VideoGame-Graphic.pdf

[DeadJonas190]

Oh for goodness sake... Here's the link! It's not entirely hilarious, but definitely worth a chuckle - note the Hellgate: London section's censoring out of the word "Hell" in the description, but nowhere else on the document...!! http://www.fme.cc/VideoGame-Graphic.pdf Thanks, I was tired when I posted that originally and didn't realize I forgot the link. Plus, yesterday was not such a good day for me so I didn't come check the forums.