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    Quote Originally Posted by darth los View Post
    You know what's really scary? Winston is gonna start to look really good to you after a couple of years.

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    The more I think about this I come down to tactical and... *ahem* selfish reasons for making my choice. Therfore I will have to answer with a two options.


    Female:Eliza Dushku- I do not know what it is about her, the dark hair, the body, the raspy "less than innocent" voice... I have to admit she turns me on.


    Male: Bear Grylls- I do not know what it is, the fact he can not build a raft, the accent, the fact that he admits to staging some of his shows, or the fact that I saw him eat raw meat meat and show no signs of a gag reflex. I have to admit.. he turns me on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by krakenslayer View Post
    Well this quickly degenerated into a "which bimbo would you like to fuck?" thread.
    What did you expect?



    We hang out on a message board talking about zombies, lasst time I check there wasn't a whole lot of talk of which chick would you bang in a dead world subject, so if we get to take a celeb with us, I am taking one I would want to fuck day in and day out.

    I am a 37 year old man with needs, and If I can keep from beating off during the zombie uprising you know I will and so would anyother guy.
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    if you're going to pick one of those survival show guys....you should definitely go with Les Stroud from Survivorman. He actually does the stuff he says he's doing and doesn't fake it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    Jennifer Aniston Naked - Hey, we gotta replace all those dead people with new people. Better start the baby making ASAP.
    Yeah, Aniston would get a seriously large portion. She's looking pretty fine these days.

    If I had to pick someone, it would probably be Ray Mears (the UK survivalist dude). While he's not really a combat type, his knowledge with natural food resources would be vital in the long run.

    Failing that, maybe a stand up comedian of some sort. You might not live for long but at least you go out laughing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by capncnut View Post
    Yeah, Aniston would get a seriously large portion.
    From whom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philly_SWAT View Post
    From whom?
    From me and DJ, it seems. And we're not talking about french fries either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thorn View Post
    Bear Grylls- I do not know what it is, the fact he can not build a raft, the accent, the fact that he admits to staging some of his shows, or the fact that I saw him eat raw meat meat and show no signs of a gag reflex. I have to admit.. he turns me on.
    Myself, I prefer Les Stroud - Survivorman. Very down to earth, funny, and seems like he could hold up under pressure. He has that "make the best out of any situation" attitude.

    Female wise, I'd pick Sandra Bullock - girl next door, good sense of humor, sincere. The type of woman I could stand being around for long periods of time and not pull my hair out over roller coaster mood-swings.

    For my non-practical male choice, since you guys are doing the same, it would be Vin Diesel. I will not go on about the attributes I admire in him and leave it at that.

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    Just so everyone knows, I chose Kate Beckinsale due to her @$$ kicking abilities displayed in the Underworld films. My choice was purely based upon logic and has NOTHING to do with her accent, looks, body, face...did it get warmer in here all of a sudden?

    My second choice would be Jennifer Garner, also due to her @$$ kicking abilities, which would obviously come in useful in dire situations. Again, nothing to do with her looks...or anything....

    I'm gonna go check the thermostat.

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    I can't take just one besides you can't bust up the set so these 4 is my choice

    with all the shit they went through in 9 years I'd never have to worry about anything plus there'd never be a dull moment

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    mmmmmm. . .Mary Louise Parker

    Goddammit!! I don't have to explain myself to you!!!

    ok. . fine

    "When the dead walk, we must stop the killing, or lose the war."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    I am a 37 year old man with needs, and If I can keep from beating off during the zombie uprising you know I will and so would anyother guy.
    You know the way you've worded that, it sounds almost like you're saying you'd exchange sexual favours with another man if it would keep you from beating off.

    Male survivor: Man, all this zombie killing make me horny!
    DJ: Hey, why don't you put it in here... ...We can take turns!





    Just kidding man!

    Did I go too far?
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    Quote Originally Posted by clanglee View Post
    mmmmmm. . .Mary Louise Parker
    I agree, she's fossilicious!

    "Men choose as their prophets those who tell them that their hopes are true." --Lord Dunsany

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    Melissa Joan Hart?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blind2d View Post
    Melissa Joan Hart?
    You know. . I used to have a thing for her in a weird way. Until the lazy eye finally got on my nerves.
    "When the dead walk, we must stop the killing, or lose the war."

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