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  1. 13-Jan-2009 #1
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    Exclamation Milk in Milk Chocolate? Whatever Next!

    http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/arti...entid=12699030

    Seriously people that stupid probably wont read the warning anyway.
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    Brought to you by the people who brought you the instructions on the back of the shampoo bottle!!!


    Seriously, it just seems to me that there are some things that fall in the catagory of common knowledge/sense. And people, this is one of those things.





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    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"
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  3. 13-Jan-2009 #3
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    But Cadbury says it is also necessary to print warnings in capital letters in yellow boxes saying "CONTAINS: MILK" in case people who are allergic to milk do not realise that there is milk in Cadbury Dairy Milk bars.
    LOL, what's next? Curry menu's with warnings that read "CONTAINS: CURRY".
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    it said in the paper yesterday that brussels/the EU had something to do with this

    musnt........start....fourth reich...rant
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    Quote Originally Posted by capncnut View Post
    LOL, what's next? Curry menu's with warnings that read "CONTAINS: CURRY".
    It's the most ridiculous things that you can think of that end up coming true. Whodda thunk that there would have to be a warning on the sides of coffee cups saying that the contents are hot?




    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"
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    Yep... what'd I tell ya? Things are getting bad...
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    these sorts of labels are for the geniuses that can't figure out that coffee is served hot.
    "The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike70 View Post
    these sorts of labels are for the geniuses that can't figure out that coffee is served hot.
    What?!? They put warning labels on coffee??? Damn!!! There goes my lawsuit to make millions....
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    I actually work retail security, and in the store i work, in the bakery the garlic bread has on the label WARNING: MAY CONTAIN GARLIC. work that one out.

    Now the really concerning part of that is that is may contain garlic, in other words, it may not..
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonSylver View Post
    What?!? They put warning labels on coffee??? Damn!!! There goes my lawsuit to make millions....
    Exactly why this warning appears now! Did not this come about because some woman burned herself with coffee from a McDonalds drivethrough?

    But had to laugh at the photo of the bag of nuts that has the warning "May Contain Nuts"
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  12. 14-Jan-2009 #12
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    i think another classic example of these sorts of signs are when you go to a fish and chips joint and big as life there will be a sign that says "Warning: fish and shellfish are prepared at this location."

    i mean who would've ever thought that fish&shellfish would be prepared at a fish and chips shop?
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    It should read 'Chocolate from China causes Kidney Damage'


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