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    When Sex gets too wild (Power Toys gone awry)

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224

    I am half shocked, but I had to laugh. Only in Maryland man.
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    I think what bothered me the most about this story was not the stupidity of this individual but the unfortunate mental imagery I had from how the "injury" came to be. Yes, I officially need a few more beers from the fridge now.

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    ewww, sawwed snizz, that cant show up that often in an E.R, even in the states.


    ....right?


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    Quote Originally Posted by hellsing View Post
    ewww, sawwed snizz, that cant show up that often in an E.R, even in the states.


    ....right?
    Statistically, I think it rates just under light bulbs, soda bottles, and artillery rounds.



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    i bet that was fun to explain to ER workers.

    "so, my girlfiend is a bit on the insatiable side, so i concocted this device, and uh..."

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    this story of a ,im assuming vagina malfunction, must do to women what this clip does to dudes:


    Last edited by Danny; 15-Mar-2009 at 03:39 AM.


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    Utterly gashly...I mean ghastly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by strayrider View Post
    Statistically, I think it rates just under light bulbs, soda bottles, and artillery rounds.



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    and Hamsters.

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    Know what? I knew this was going to be a dildo on a Sawz-All accident before I clicked the link. I've watched way too much weird porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wooley View Post
    Know what? I knew this was going to be a dildo on a Sawz-All accident before I clicked the link. I've watched way too much weird porn.
    Wow, wrong on so many levels. Personally, give me a good picture of Maria Sharapova any day of the week and I'll gladly... er, wait, nevermind...

    Eh, just forget I commented on this comment. No comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaximusIncredulous View Post
    and Hamsters.
    Someone told me the Richard Gere story this weekend involving a gerbil, i can only assume its an urban legend with no truth though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky View Post
    Someone told me the Richard Gere story this weekend involving a gerbil, i can only assume its an urban legend with no truth though
    The Gere version is new to me. I was remembering the account that was floating around the net in the mid-90s that involved two guys doing the gerbil thing.

    As you suspect, both are false

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    I'm confused. I'm trying to imagine what this contraption looked like and what it was supposed to do. Here's what I imagine: (see attached paint image). I don't get it.

    Quote Originally Posted by MaximusIncredulous
    The Gere version is new to me. I was remembering the account that was floating around the net in the mid-90s that involved two guys doing the gerbil thing.

    As you suspect, both are false
    The Gere story may not have been true, but that is a real activity. I remember reading somewhere on the internet about a particularly disturbing old stag reel called "Kilroy Was Here" that involved two guys doing to an apparently unwilling female. It's a real film, you can google it. I've not seen it though, and I don't intend to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfessorChaos View Post
    i bet that was fun to explain to ER workers.

    "so, my girlfiend is a bit on the insatiable side, so i concocted this device, and uh..."
    Not half as fun as saying, "erm, I had this glass tube and er, I shoved it up my ass and er, I heard a cracking noise..."

    And Hellsing, that has to be the funniest skateboarding fall I have ever seen in my life. Watched it five times - laughed my ass off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krakenslayer View Post
    I'm confused. I'm trying to imagine what this contraption looked like and what it was supposed to do. Here's what I imagine: (see attached paint image). I don't get it.
    from what i can gather, i bet it looks like this:


    but with a dildo slapped on top of the saw blade at the end.

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