Apparently heartbroken upon learning that there's no such fruit as crunchberries. Say it ain't so, Cap'n! |
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| Thread: Woman sues cereal manufacturer |
Apparently heartbroken upon learning that there's no such fruit as crunchberries. Say it ain't so, Cap'n! |
"We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. They do not exist." - Queen Victoria
Thanks alot lady! Due to her frivolous garbage, my lawsuit over Boo Berry cereal has just gone up in smoke. |
Well, the good news is the case was dismissed. The bad news is they didn't take her out back behind the chemical shed and shoot her. |
"Men choose as their prophets those who tell them that their hopes are true." --Lord Dunsany
Does that mean there aren't fruit flavored stones on the streets, as advertised by Fruity Pebbles???!!! |
I think we should sue the makers of Beer Nuts. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a buzz off those things?? |
"We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. They do not exist." - Queen Victoria
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