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  1. 21-May-2006 #1
    Tri0xin
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    Sir Paul McCartney dumped his old lady...

    I guess he had enough of the one-legged bitch.
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  2. 21-May-2006 #2
    Tricky
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    A south african gold miner had an accident at work & lost a leg,he said "great,im bolloxed now,who would want a one legged gold digger?"

    next day his phone rang,"hi,paul mcartney here........"
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  3. 21-May-2006 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky
    A south african gold miner had an accident at work & lost a leg,he said "great,im bolloxed now,who would want a one legged gold digger?"

    next day his phone rang,"hi,paul mcartney here........"
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  4. 21-May-2006 #4
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    that was a strange relationship

    i was amazed when she took her leg off
    on larry king and handed it to him

    no prenup agreement either

    he could care less
    she will never get 1/2 of his stuff

    he will just write her a nice hefty check
    and she will hobble off
    then he will go on tour and make it all back
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  5. 21-May-2006 #5
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    like he wont find a nice fresh 21 year old flipper baby to hook up with
    its all about the Party.
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    *CRAP*

    Does this mean a Beatle has had sex with a 21 year old girl more recently than I have?!?!?!?!?!

    F*CK!

    I have to lower my minimum threshold back down to 21...

    "Men choose as their prophets those who tell them that their hopes are true." --Lord Dunsany
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    agreed

    Quote Originally Posted by Tri0xin
    I guess he had enough of the one-legged bitch.
    One legged chicks creep me out man...
    War to the knife...the knife to the hilt.
    The end is f*cking nigh!!!
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  8. 22-May-2006 #8
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    "Woke up, got out of bed,
    Helped attach, my bitch's leg
    Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
    And looking up, I noticed I was late..."
    Last edited by bassman; 22-May-2006 at 01:26 PM.
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