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  1. 22-Oct-2009 #16
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    Who is this HLS character?

    Regardless, I can handle my own. After years of working in corporate finance, there isn't much that can come along to really challenge me... though I'd welcome a good chance at it. If I have to, I'll dip into my Budweiser and non-filtered Pall Mall cache, and be ready to let loose my thoughts...

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  2. 22-Oct-2009 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDFP View Post
    Why Aren't More Women Here?
    'Cos me and Darth Los teabagged most of 'em, the spud bouncing word got out and, y'know...



    Did I say that out loud?

    Quote Originally Posted by JDFP View Post
    Who is this HLS character?
    Here, let me press a button to summon...

    <click>


    Last edited by capncnut; 22-Oct-2009 at 02:49 AM.
  3. 22-Oct-2009 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by capncnut View Post
    'Cos me and Darth Los teabagged most of 'em, the spud bouncing word got out and, y'know...



    Did I say that out loud?


    Here, let me press a button to summon...

    <click>


    inhales

    that is fooking awesome.

    you been hitting that special label jack this eve?
    "The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull."
  4. 22-Oct-2009 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike70 View Post
    you been hitting that special label jack this eve?
    No, but I've had about 12 Nastro Azzuro, if that explains things.
  5. 22-Oct-2009 #20
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    This HLS thing must have happened before my time.
    "When the dead walk, we must stop the killing, or lose the war."
  6. 22-Oct-2009 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by clanglee View Post
    This HLS thing must have happened before my time.
    yep. classic lulz were had in these here parts of the interwebz.
    "The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull."
  7. 22-Oct-2009 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by capncnut View Post
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    How dare you besmirch the likeness of the big G in such a manor sir...them's fightin' words...

    As to the original question...just look at us....



    ...I mean, really?
    Last edited by MoonSylver; 22-Oct-2009 at 05:34 AM.
  8. 22-Oct-2009 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by kortick View Post
    You seem like a nice guy so I thinks its best
    you dont get introduced to HLS.
    Please never mention that name again!!!
  9. 22-Oct-2009 #24
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    Are you sayin'. . . . . . . . ?
    "When the dead walk, we must stop the killing, or lose the war."
  10. 22-Oct-2009 #25
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    Because we tell jokes like this:

    Two guys sitting in a bar-
    Guy 1: I could have any women in this room.
    Guy 2: Really? What's your secret?
    Guy 1: I'm a rapist!



    (please don't ban me)
    Last edited by krakenslayer; 22-Oct-2009 at 11:09 AM.
  11. 22-Oct-2009 #26
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    Here's my one:

    I was chatting up a girl in a club the other night....she said to me "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth"

    I said "if I was the last man on earth, who's gonna stop me?"
    Innocent victims of merciless crimes, fall prey to some madman's impulsive designs.

    Step after step we try controlling our fate. When we finally start living, it's become too late.
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    To kinda steal a quote Charlie from Land - "Just look at us, you can tell why there aren't more women here."
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    If there were more women on this site I imagine they would be nagging us about how useless it is to be so interested in something as silly as zombie movies and how we should find something more constuctive to do with our free time. And they would be constantly crititizing our crude insensitive rude remarks to the point where a lot of us would just pack up and leave...Have I ever mentioned that I'm divorced?
  14. 22-Oct-2009 #29
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    The road to sexism is very narrow and downhill!
    Innocent victims of merciless crimes, fall prey to some madman's impulsive designs.

    Step after step we try controlling our fate. When we finally start living, it's become too late.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    Please never mention that name again!!!
    you got a beer goggle story you need to share?


    let it out, you're among friends here.
    "The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull."
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