2009 member awards

[mista_mo]

Which member am I going to shoot "in cold blood" and then rationalize it because I thought they were a "butcher"? Well...who is most like Frankenstein? Don't forget that you have to kill another person as well to get a black guy to fly you to an island..do we have any black guys here?

[DjfunkmasterG]

Biggest Jerkoff: Arcades Staff Member who posts the least: Kaos Biggest Poon hound: Mista Mo (Simply because he is obsessed with millas nipples) Oh and BTW to those who gave me nominations thanks...

[DubiousComforts]

go even further back and you have svengoolie (did I get the user name correct?) or DCBurney (i think they were the same person though, or am I mistaken?). Were they really the same person? Ironic considering the bozo claiming to have been "DCBurny" was recently up the skirt of another member on axlish's message board for doing the same thing. No explanation needed as to why anyone nominated thxleo. I just don't see Lee as being anywhere near someone like Khardis, the obvious runaway champ. I miss Khardis. Perhaps we're lucky there is no stand-out nominee in the Rhodes category that frequents these boards, but a good train wreck is needed every so often.

[Mike70]

Biggest Jerkoff: Arcades i'll second that. i'd rather be trapped with khardis for days "planes, trains & automobiles" style than spend 10 mins around that guy.

[mista_mo]

Were they really the same person? Ironic considering the bozo claiming to have been "DCBurny" was recently up the skirt of another member on axlish's message board for doing the same thing. I'm not too sure, I do recall hearing something akin to that though...my memory is a little fuzzy, so I could very well be wrong. You remember Bongholio? Man, that guy was a nut job. Seriously whacked out of his mind it seemed. He was always nice to me, but for some reason, he just lashed out at other people, and would act like well, a douchebag. I still miss Khardis. He was a smart guy, but was such a knob. Seriously, how can someone be that close minded and pig headed? also Commander of the dancing arts- Not too sure, but Mike70 looks like he can bust out some hip grinding booty shaking moves. Master of the shout box- Probably Minion or Hellsing. I post a lot in there, but my God, do they EVER post a lot in there.

[Mike70]

Commander of the dancing arts- Not too sure, but Mike70 looks like he can bust out some hip grinding booty shaking moves. i'm a middle aged white guy. i have about as much rhythm as a backfiring model T.

[MoonSylver]

BTW, does this mean that I'm running this monkey farm now? It means you want to know what the fuck we're doing with our time here!!!! i'm a middle aged white guy. i have about as much rhythm as a backfiring model T. That's cuz he thought you were this guy:

[deadpunk]

Biggest Jerkoff: Arcades Were they really the same person? Ironic considering the bozo claiming to have been "DCBurny" was recently up the skirt of another member on axlish's message board for doing the same thing. Yes, DCBurny and Svengoolie were the same person.

[Arcades057]

DJ, your love for me is certainly mutual. I'm looking forward to attending the August Horrorfind Convention in Baltimore. Perhaps then we could express our mutual feelings in person? As to Mike70... I am also rather gladdened to hear of the effect I have on you. Normally I have to get to know someone much better to have that effect (right,Deadpunk?) My warmest holiday wishes go out to your and yours during this season. also,

[krakenslayer]

Biggest Jerkoff: Arcades i'll second that. i'd rather be trapped with khardis for days "planes, trains & automobiles" style than spend 10 mins around that guy. DJ, your love for me is certainly mutual. I'm looking forward to attending the August Horrorfind Convention in Baltimore. Perhaps then we could express our mutual feelings in person? As to Mike70... I am also rather gladdened to hear of the effect I have on you. Normally I have to get to know someone much better to have that effect (right,Deadpunk?) My warmest holiday wishes go out to your and yours during this season. also, Meeeow! For a bunch of guys, there sure are some catty comments starting to be thrown around.

[Tricky]

Meeeow! For a bunch of guys, there sure are some catty comments starting to be thrown around. lets be glad we're over here in Blighty so we wont get caught in some mass brawl at a fan event with a bemused looking Romero wondering whats going on

[DjfunkmasterG]

DJ, your love for me is certainly mutual. I'm looking forward to attending the August Horrorfind Convention in Baltimore. Perhaps then we could express our mutual feelings in person? Are you asking me on a date? Blowing kisses at me gets you nowhere.

[major jay]

OH DAMN!! He threw you the nerd version of the mafia kiss of death!!

[DjfunkmasterG]

OH DAMN!! He threw you the nerd version of the mafia kiss of death!! I know... he has me quaking in my garfield bedroom slippers All kidding aside, Hell I would be honored if someone nominated me for something (And I know a few did), even if it is BIGGEST JERKOFF. He should be honored not offended... COnsidering he hasn't been around here maybe 3 times the whole year he left such an impression 2 members stood up and allowed their voices to be heard and votes counted in the nomination process. Hell DC has been banned for like 3 years and he even garnered some votes.

[mista_mo]

I'm just going to go on record and say that I love you all, and every single one of you are all great people. It's Christmas time mother fuckers, start spreading the cheer.