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    Worst thread ever.


    Beware the beast, man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
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    Quote Originally Posted by krakenslayer View Post
    Yeah but the dude is RUNNING so the motion of his legs has thrown the liquid forward, kinda like if you pulled the mudguard off a bike. I remember one of the CKY videos (I hate CKY, Jackass and Dirty Sanchez but my old flamate used to make me watch them) had a guy drink loads of laxative then take off running once he felt his bowels protest. Seriously, it ended up there was poop in his hair and everything.
    ah, the fabled antics of christopher raab

    w'help! *cracks knuckles* time for my turn i guess.













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    Quote Originally Posted by krakenslayer View Post
    Yeah but the dude is RUNNING so the motion of his legs has thrown the liquid forward, kinda like if you pulled the mudguard off a bike. I remember one of the CKY videos (I hate CKY, Jackass and Dirty Sanchez but my old flamate used to make me watch them) had a guy drink loads of laxative then take off running once he felt his bowels protest. Seriously, it ended up there was poop in his hair and everything.
    Ha, I'll take your word for it since I've never shit myself while running. At first I thought maybe he just ran his hands in it and wiped it on his front.

    Why would you not stop half a second and drop your jockeys real quicklike?!?!?
    I'd rather everyone see my tiny johnson than me covered in shit like that.

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