phelps &westboro baptist church.

[JDFP]

'cept maybe cthulu, he seems like a dick. Don't speak negatively about the Ancient Ones, Hellsing, you never know if they're listening or not. j.p.

[krakenslayer]

Don't speak negatively about the Ancient Ones, Hellsing, you never know if they're listening or not. j.p. Don't worry, Cthulhu has no interest in the puny simians crawling on the face of this festering sphere that rolls endlessly though the infinite night of the cold stars. He is as indifferent to their fate as a man is to the microscopic bugs that live in his mattress.

[Danny]

Don't worry, Cthulhu has no interest in the puny simians crawling on the face of this festering sphere that rolls endlessly though the infinite night of the cold stars. He is as indifferent to their fate as a man is to the microscopic bugs that live in his mattress. How do you know we arent the bugs living in his mattress?

[krakenslayer]

How do you know we arent the bugs living in his mattress? Comparatively, we would be. In those stories, the "Old Ones" don't hate mankind, we are just too insignificant by comparison to be even worth worrying about - like when you crush an ant underfoot without even noticing. Now THAT is scary!

[mista_mo]

Cthulhu is fucking retarded, I am sorry.

[krakenslayer]

Cthulhu is fucking retarded, I am sorry. I'm struggling to understand the context of this. You know we were joking and don't actually believe in cthulhu, right?

[mista_mo]

No no, I was simply calling him a retard. I am "calling him out", as the saying goes. He thinks that he's so damn tough. I'll show him pure uncensored sweaty, hairy manliness. mother fucking squid cocksucker.

[Mike70]

'cept maybe cthulu, he seems like a dick.

[AcesandEights]

Yeah, Mo, sorry, but you lose. High Priest of the Great Old Ones and terror from beyond vs. a French Canadien? It was close, I'll grant you, but not that close

[SymphonicX]

this shit is way weirder than "god hates f@gs"

[AcesandEights]

this shit is way weirder than "god hates f@gs" Wait, which part? The Phelps insanity, or the Cthulhu hates French Canadiens part?

[mista_mo]

pffft. Like I care that he is a priest. Last time I checked, priests weren't that tough. -1 for him. Next, he is a squid, and yea, I guess squids are sort of tough, in a "I like to compress my body to a mm in height, and hide under rocks" sort of tough. I'd give him +1 toughness if you said that he was a manly sea creature like a turtle or worm, but hey, whatever. Next, He got his head crushed in by a boat. I am fairly confident that I can punch him with more force than that boat hit him with. Well that is as unbiased as this entire subject is going to get. Oh, I am also far hairier then him (which proves that I have much more testosterone) can eat more pizza in a single sitting then him, and can get a character in Diablo 2 to lvl 99 far faster then he could. I think I win. Oh, and what is with this french Canadian thing? Is it because I enjoy poutilins?