The Russian --->This is just Awful

[DubiousComforts]

Currently making e-mail rounds among the anti-illegals. Why am I re-posting this? Why, Oh why, oh why? A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr.. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ." The person says, "I not American, I am Vietnamese." The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America ! That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not American." He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Africa ." Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."

[DjfunkmasterG]

Ok so why did you post it? Just curious?

[DubiousComforts]

^ I couldn't help myself!

[Danny]

[JDFP]

Currently making e-mail rounds among the anti-illegals. Why am I re-posting this? Why, Oh why, oh why? A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr.. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ." The person says, "I not American, I am Vietnamese." The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America ! That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not American." He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Africa ." Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work." I, for one, had a great laugh at this. It's funny because it's true. And to those with a stick up their ass who start arguing: "That's just anti-cultural and mean!" I invite you to perform any serious delinquency recovery (a.k.a. making lazy people pay their severely delinquent accounts) for just one week and you come back to tell me this isn't true. Like another poster said here previously, stereotypes usually exist for a reason. j.p.

[shootemindehead]

Well, I laughed. It's just a flippin joke. This fellas laughin too, see --->

[SymphonicX]

Har x3

[3pidemiC]

tee hee.

[bassman]

There are plenty of Americans that don't work either, but that's pretty funny.

[BillyRay]

In Russia, Jolke tells you.

[AcesandEights]

Definitely funny. Short-sighted and over-simplified, which makes for the best jokes. I actually thought the joke was going to be about how so many people refuse to integrate / think of themselves as Americans.

[MikePizzoff]

I, for one, had a great laugh at this. It's funny because it's true. Yep, this is 100% true. Every American in America works and every immigrant is unemployed. Especially the Irish, German, Russian, and British immigrants because they're too busy getting drunk. "but... but you can't make fun of them... THEY'RE WHITE!"

[Deadish]

lol, i haz a chuckle