My incredibly sick obsession with..... BACON!

[DjfunkmasterG]

Could you please ask her if she'd mind if I ate it? Wait, before you do that, where was it applied? That will make a difference. On her left shoulder about 2.5" above her breast. She wears low cut shirts. Actually it was her left hand

[LouCipherr]

On her left shoulder about 2.5" above her breast. She wears low cut shirts. AWESOME! Actually it was her left hand GODDAMMIT! OH...My.... GOD! Take a look at this - a BACON Kevin Bacon! I know, it doesn't look much like him, but what do I care? Apparently, my obsession goes far enough that I'd eat a bacon Kevin Bacon.

[bassman]

Looks more like Conan Obrien than it does Kevin Bacon...

[LouCipherr]

I'd eat Conan too, if he was made of bacon. "Kevin Bacon bits" is what that sculpture should be called (thanks for that one, Dj. )

[Eyebiter]

Have you tried bacon paste yet? http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

[LouCipherr]

Have you tried bacon paste yet? Ok, there is something about the words "bacon" and "paste" that just seem like they shouldn't go together. I might have to get the wife to do this:

[bassman]

Dear god, man. Now you're just taking your obsession too far. "Let me suck on yo bacon nails, baby"

[LouCipherr]

I don't see that as "too far" - I see that as "just right"

[BillyRay]

Because I couldn't find a pic of a defibrilator made out of bacon, here's one from the vaults:

[LouCipherr]

"Real bacon that cooks in your toaster"?! WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE?! I think I'm gonna get me one of these:

[BillyRay]

[DubiousComforts]

That looks more like Abe Lincoln. They should try making a Kevin Bacon likeness from sausage inks. You call yourself a connoisseur yet you haven't found the bacon bra...

[LouCipherr]

That looks more like Abe Lincoln. They should try making a Kevin Bacon likeness from sausage inks. You call yourself a connoisseur yet you haven't found the bacon bra... Sausage links! As far as the bra - I was aware of it, but it just seemed like the cheap go-to move. I'd still eat it off her, even if it was raw. YES, BILLYRAY, YES! YOU HAVE BEEN HEALED! YOU HAVE FOUND THE WAY OF THE.....BACON!

[LouCipherr]

Ladies, Gentlemen, and those of you who don't know what you are.. I present to thee... THE OFFICIAL BACON FLOWCHART!

[MoonSylver]

The great god of Bacon has heard, and is pleased... He grants you your choice: or: I think I know which you're choosing...