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    Scientists discover ozzy osbourne is still alive because he is a 'genetic mutant'

    http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle..._explain_.html

    Did'nt need a scientist to tell me this


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    What he said!
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    Perhaps, just perhaps, he didn't survive because he's a genetic mutant - he's a genetic mutant because of all the drugs! All that cocaine, weed, and everything else he ingested probably warped that DNA past the point of recognition.

    Makes me reconsider my "bacon cures all" theory.
    Last edited by LouCipherr; 04-Nov-2010 at 12:55 PM. Reason: FUCK OFF

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