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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike70 View Post
    you have all inspired this gourmand of the ridiculous to check this film out.

    if i can sit through a movie about one of little red riding hood's descendants hunting werewolves, i can probably make it through this.
    *hands Mike a bucket* Here, you'll need this to vomit in while watching.

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    Never thought I'd see those words!! OMG!
    I never thought I'd type those words!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post
    Out of THIS movie? Did you not see the trailers?!?
    I don't think he did Bassman. I watched the Trailers and I knew the minute I would watch this I would have to set my expectations gutter low.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    I don't think he did Bassman. I watched the Trailers and I knew the minute I would watch this I would have to set my expectations gutter low.
    Yeah, I watched the trailer and thought "wow, this will be another Legends of the Fall or Rob Roy"



    I knew what to expect - I just didn't expect it to be executed so POORLY.

    How anyone, no matter how 'campy' it was supposed to be or expected to be, could consider this movie "great" is completely beyond me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr View Post
    Yeah, I watched the trailer and thought "wow, this will be another Legends of the Fall or Rob Roy"



    I knew what to expect - I just didn't expect it to be executed so POORLY.

    How anyone, no matter how 'campy' it was supposed to be or expected to be, could consider this movie "great" is completely beyond me.
    Then I guess it is beyond you... I thought it was great. Even Spielberg loved it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    Then I guess it is beyond you... I thought it was great. Even Spielberg loved it.
    Oh, yeah, the movie is "beyond" me..

    Now that is a fucking laugh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr View Post
    Oh, yeah, the movie is "beyond" me..

    Now that is a fucking laugh...
    I can't understand how you could not like the tittie buffet, the over the top gore and B movie cheesiness.... You liked Chopping Mall right? You should love this....
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    I can't understand how you could not like the tittie buffet, the over the top gore and B movie cheesiness.... You liked Chopping Mall right? You should love this....
    Tits, I don't mind... it moronic lines like "DID THEY GET MY PENIS?!" that completely destroys any titty goodness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr View Post
    Tits, I don't mind... it moronic lines like "DID THEY GET MY PENIS?!" that completely destroys any titty goodness.
    Actually he said... THEY ATE MY PENIS... THEY ATE MY PENIS... Remember the guy is supposed to be Joe Francis from the Girls GOne Wild vids. The real JF is a douchebag and Jerry O'Connell's character played it to perfection. Self Centered douchery at its finest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    Actually he said... THEY ATE MY PENIS... THEY ATE MY PENIS... Remember the guy is supposed to be Joe Francis from the Girls GOne Wild vids. The real JF is a douchebag and Jerry O'Connell's character played it to perfection. Self Centered douchery at its finest.
    I thought he asked when he was first pulled out if they got it, not saying they did get it.

    Regardless, it was that kind of killer line of dialogue that really made me think "this movie ROCKS!"

    Ummm, and I know what the reference is to, no need to point it out, Captain Obvious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr View Post

    Ummm, and I know what the reference is to, no need to point it out, Captain Obvious.
    Well I had to make sure... since you didn't like the movie you may have missed the more OBVIOUS references.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    Well I had to make sure... since you didn't like the movie you may have missed the more OBVIOUS references.
    Just because I didn't like the flick doesn't mean I didn't get all the piss-poor jokes in the movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr View Post
    Just because I didn't like the flick doesn't mean I didn't get all the piss-poor jokes in the movie.
    OBVIOUSLY you didn't get the JOKES... yu found them to be piss poor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    OBVIOUSLY you didn't get the JOKES... yu found them to be piss poor.
    Oh, so when I tell you the joke "Why did the rubber fly across the room? Because it got pissed off"

    You can't "get" the joke and still think it's piss-poor?

    Dj, dude, you said the Chantix wasn't affecting you...

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    It's not... Piranha still rocked though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    It's not... Piranha still rocked though.
    It must be with a comment like that.

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