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    Some folk need to get together and stage a bad movie intervention for Liam Neeson.

    "Men choose as their prophets those who tell them that their hopes are true." --Lord Dunsany

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    Quote Originally Posted by AcesandEights View Post
    Some folk need to get together and stage a bad movie intervention for Liam Neeson.
    LOL!

    So you don't hold up much hope for this flick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    LOL!

    So you don't hold up much hope for this flick?
    Well, to be fair, my hopes are so low I could very well be pleasantly surprised, but the basic indicators don't look good to my eye.

    "Men choose as their prophets those who tell them that their hopes are true." --Lord Dunsany

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    Quote Originally Posted by AcesandEights View Post
    Well, to be fair, my hopes are so low I could very well be pleasantly surprised, but the basic indicators don't look good to my eye.
    D-7, Aces.

    is that a hit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike70 View Post
    D-7, Aces.

    is that a hit?
    You sunk my hopes for this film!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AcesandEights View Post
    You sunk my hopes for this film!


    i was actually after your carrier. i guess that could've been carrying your hopes for this film.

    and as for neeson's latest work - did he suck shit as zeus or what in "the clash of the titans" remake...
    "The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull."

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    OK! Looking a bit more fun now

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7N-33PbR-g
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    Looks like a pure popcorn flick with tasty SFX.

    That said, I'm a bit sick of plucky earthmen battling alien invaders, anything that can cross space is gonna f*ck us over in a day or two (unless Will Smith or Michael Ironside are on hand of course)
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    how could they really make a battleship movie? we didnt exactly have anymore details when we played the game past "red 7"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion2213 View Post
    Looks like a pure popcorn flick with tasty SFX.

    That said, I'm a bit sick of plucky earthmen battling alien invaders, anything that can cross space is gonna f*ck us over in a day or two (unless Will Smith or Michael Ironside are on hand of course)
    +1 for mentioning the Almighty Michael Ironside - one of the greatest and most underrated actors of the last century if you ask me. Whenever I see him in a role I always yell: "Better watch out! That's Michael Freakin' Ironside!"

    As far as the film itself - it looks like absolute shit. I have no interest whatsoever. Is this from Michael Bay? Looks like something Bay would do - pure blowing shit up with absolutely no character development.

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    While I'm a bit of a sucker for alien invasion flicks, I'm going to have to side with JDFP on this one. The premisis doesn't look too promising, and there really needs to be one damn good explaination as to why one freaking battleship is going to be able to save the world. And since in our current day there isn't a single active duty battleship left in any of the world's navies, I'm still waiting to see what the writers and director's spin on this is. The only way I could even see this film's premisis as being plausible would be if the alien's are so radically advanced and reliant on their techonological edge that they have completely forgotten how to defend themselves against simple ballistic weaponry. (Relying totally on high tech shit that shortens out missle guidance systems and reprograms their onboard computers and stuff, but have no way of stopping oversized bullets and their own vehicles having no real armor designed to withstand such massive hits)

    But something tells me that's not going to be the case here. Sigh...

    It almost looks like these jokers are trying to capitalize on Battle: Los Angeles' impressive success from last year.

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    Two words for everyone...

    LIAM NEESON!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    Two words for everyone...

    LIAM NEESON!

    C'mon, MZ - Neil opened the door wide for ya.. you just going to stand there or make the joke?


    All I have to say about this movie is...

    B-7.

    Anyone?

    Anyone?

    Bueller?

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    Ted: J-7

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    "A hit! You have sunk my battleship!"

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