Charlie Sheen? Oh God!

[White_Zombie]

It's all how you perceive it. hahaha! he must have snorted a couple grams of pure cocaine.

[blind2d]

No one got my Xena reference? I'm surprised... usually...

[Ghoulman]

Good Lord please keep that fucking narcissistic lunatic away from this property!

[hadrian0117]

Well, that's one way to save on the makeup budget.

[CornishCorpse]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg -- -------- Post added at 08:51 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:49 PM ---------- Necessary post.

[ProfessorChaos]

as sick as i am of this whole charlie sheen deal, that ATTN video is awesome and super-catchy....

[Gryphon]

if Charlie Sheen was a drug you'd die after taking it and your face would melt off and children would weep around your dead body, and all that great jazz. I'm going to remember that always

[jded]

You think if they introduced him as a regular he'd dominate the program and ruin it? I guess they'd either have to cut him out or do a spinoff, call it Dead Walking Charlie.

[Danny]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg ---------- Post added at 08:51 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:49 PM ---------- Necessary post. ripped that fucking audio son.

[Gryphon]

It must be shared...

[Wyldwraith]

Hmm, Only can only hope that Sheen's "Master Plan" (Read: Ravings of a madman brain-fried by tons-o-crack) fails him, he has a sudden relapse, ODs and his heart explodes while he's having a particularly large bowel movement, while a gay "little person" (have to be PC after all) gives him head while he gives the midget Golden Showers. THAT just MIGHT make him a blurb to be gone on about for a couple days, five days or so of blessed silence, then another blurb about his funeral and interviews with a buncha people talking out their ass once he's dead about what an awesome guy he was. Then.....silence. Yes, I realize I just expressed my hope for another human to die horribly in a horribly compromising manner. I'm THAT SICK of Charlie Sheen's ravings and meltdown invading half the damned channels on cable. He was a B-list has-been 5 years ago, and this Crack Addiction and his bizarre Tom Cruise-level insanity it has spawned is the only thing getting him A-list airtime. God knows his TALENT...or lack thereof, can't! So, anyone wanna pass the collection plate to buy Charlie a nice big helping of Temptation?

[JDFP]

This just in... This holiday season Kiefer Sutherland intends on attacking more Christmas trees in hotel lobbies and drinking copious amounts of alcohol at a hotel near you! It's part of a new reality TV show in which hidden cameras follow Kiefer Sutherland around to see what entertaining things he can do night after night -- with the goal of each night outdoing the previous evening. If he can make it through 12 episodes (each episode chronicling a night) then FOX will agree to bring "24" back for another season and revive Kiefer's now fading career. "WHERE'S THE BOMB!!!" j.p.

[Tom Price]

Alex Lifeson the russ(rush)ian hotel spazzing New years eve mofo vs Sutherland yeah yeah his pop made the pod people sound in invasion of BS remake SFW

[JDFP]

Alex Lifeson the russ(rush)ian hotel spazzing New years eve mofo vs Sutherland yeah yeah his pop made the pod people sound in invasion of BS remake SFW Wait, what does this mean in English? j.p.

[Tom Price]

Tennessean perhaps?