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    Caged Women (Leandro Lucchetti, 1991):
    http://deadshed.blogspot.co.uk/2014/...-1991-dvd.html

    In which, among other things, two gorgeous ladies stay hydrated by licking the sweat off each other's bodies ... yes, seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shootemindehead View Post
    It got bogged down in the usual war film cliches and didn't really make any comment on the fact that the allied bombing campaign was more destructive to Europe's historical art than the Germans ever were. The characters were too one note as well. The German every-nazi, the sneaky Russian and the angelic British/Americans don't cut it for me, I'm afraid.
    Hear, hear.

    I fell asleep to the Iron Cross yesterday. Great film. I can't watch WW2 films with yanks as the protagonists anymore. They act like they won the war on their own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Caged Women (Leandro Lucchetti, 1991):
    http://deadshed.blogspot.co.uk/2014/...-1991-dvd.html

    In which, among other things, two gorgeous ladies stay hydrated by licking the sweat off each other's bodies ... yes, seriously.
    Ummm... Hmmmm... Ahhhh.... 10/10

    (not even seen it)
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilNed View Post
    Hear, hear.

    I fell asleep to the Iron Cross yesterday. Great film. I can't watch WW2 films with yanks as the protagonists anymore. They act like they won the war on their own.
    You fell asleep!!!!!!!!!!

    Jesus H Christ Neddy!

    You'll have to do penance and watch it twice in a row tomorrow.
    I'm runnin' this monkey farm now Frankenstein.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    Ummm... Hmmmm... Ahhhh.... 10/10

    (not even seen it)
    I'm sure it'd be right up your street, you mucky bugger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Caged Women (Leandro Lucchetti, 1991):
    http://deadshed.blogspot.co.uk/2014/...-1991-dvd.html

    In which, among other things, two gorgeous ladies stay hydrated by licking the sweat off each other's bodies ... yes, seriously.


    Last edited by MoonSylver; 24-Dec-2014 at 10:07 PM. Reason: .

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    The Hobbit: The Battle of The Five Armies, Hatchet 3, and The Inbetweeners 2:
    http://deadshed.blogspot.co.uk/2014/...t-bastion.html

    1) A massive Tolkein ruck that starts how the last film should really have ended.
    2) Nifty stunt casting from the closing part in an average franchise.
    3) In which a young man is chased down a water slide by a rogue turd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    3) In which a young man is chased down a water slide by a rogue turd.


    Last edited by MoonSylver; 28-Dec-2014 at 10:13 PM. Reason: .

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonSylver View Post


    Ha! Classic.

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    All The Colours Of The Dark (Sergio Martino, 1972):
    http://deadshed.blogspot.co.uk/2015/...tino-1972.html

    DVD review for this kaleidoscopic psycho-sexual thriller starring the one-and-only combo of Edwige Fenech and George Hilton.

    I've been after a copy of this movie for the last couple of years and finally I got my hands on it!


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    "Sin City 2" and "The Amazing Spider-Man 2":
    http://deadshed.blogspot.co.uk/2015/...ler-dames.html


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    "Zombeavers" and "Guardians of the Galaxy":
    http://deadshed.blogspot.co.uk/2015/...d-beavers.html

    1) Like "Critters" mixed with "American Pie", but surprisingly restrained when it comes to fanny jokes.
    2) I just wanna give that big ass tree (okay, technically a plant) a great big hug.

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    The French Sex Murders (Ferdinando Merighi, 1972):
    http://deadshed.blogspot.co.uk/2015/...erdinando.html

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    Ilsa: The Wicked Warden (Jess Franco, 1977):
    http://deadshed.blogspot.co.uk/2015/...anco-1977.html

    The unofficial Ilsa movie (Dyanne Thorne's character is actually called Greta), in which there's enough sleazy muckiness to sate even MoonSylver's appetite.

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    You seem to be watching a particular *sort* of film recently MZ!?
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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