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  1. 10-Feb-2012 #1
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    OMG @ the Fiction

    My girlfriend and I just read`Dawn of the Dead – Survival by Rob Morganbesser......we never laughed so hard! Thanks!!!
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    Can you explain that comment, because it comes across as rather insulting?
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    Nothing beats this bad boy for unintended hilarity: http://fiction.homepageofthedead.com...adfiction=188H

    It was a quiet day in Pennsylvania. Out in the country there was a morgue and out in the parking lot there was a black ford truck with the tailgate opened. Then three men came out two were carrying a wooden coffin, it was not a fancy coffin just a wooden coffin a man could of built in a matter of minutes.

    One man was blonde neck length hair, he had on a pair of overalls on his overalls was the name Danny on it. The other man was tall he had short dark brown hair he had on overalls as well. The name Mike was on his overalls. The other man was a police officer it said Officer Sims on his badge.
    ...and the truck had writing on the side that said "Ford". Mike leaned on Ford then looked at his watch, which had the word "Casio" printed on it. "Casio says it's buryin' time, Danny!" said Mike. etc. etc.

    -- -------- Post added at 12:33 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:02 AM ----------

    Ben looked at what Barbara was looking at. There lied Helen. It appeared that she had been eaten several times in the face.
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