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    Please God! Let me at the identity parade!

    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    Phwoar!!!

    A new take on hiding your identity - get your norks out and any straight guy worth their union card will be transfixed into gawping ... security cameras on the other hand are impervious to nefarious feminine wiles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Phwoar!!!

    A new take on hiding your identity - get your norks out and any straight guy worth their union card will be transfixed into gawping ... security cameras on the other hand are impervious to nefarious feminine wiles.
    "And then she pointed them at me, Officer, and I froze up. Couldn't do a thing but comply with her demands..."

    Been there before.

    "Men choose as their prophets those who tell them that their hopes are true." --Lord Dunsany

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    Quote Originally Posted by AcesandEights View Post
    "And then she pointed them at me, Officer, and I froze up. Couldn't do a thing but comply with her demands..."

    Been there before.


    Holy shit, that was funny Aces. I think we've ALL be there before, but goddamn, that caught me off guard this morning!

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    *BEWBS*

    She kinda looks like a butter face. But I'd still bang her if she'd drop the knife.

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    Was watching the "honest trailer" for Avatar t'other day and the description of Neytiri's "bluewbs" cracked me up. Thought I'd share.

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    She's going to be total lez chow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slickwilly13 View Post
    She's going to be total lez chow.
    Don't be crass. They prefer to be called "vagitarians".
    Last edited by MoonSylver; 29-Sep-2012 at 05:14 AM. Reason: ...and again w/ the double posts. Really?!?!

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