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    Show has a fascination with COCKBLOCKING

    Rick Cockblocks Shane, In regards to Lori, when he comes back

    Zombies Cockblock Glenn from getting some booty but it came through later...

    Carl Cockblocks Shane when Shane and Lori are in the tent (s1 ep 2)

    Hershel Cockblocks Carl in rgerads to Beth (s3 ep1)

    Quite a fascination with Cockblocking I would say.

    4 instances in 3 season.
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    And Daryl cockblocked himself. Not getting laid makes you a better zombie killer. Focus all that energy into rage & aggression instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonSylver View Post
    And Daryl cockblocked himself. Not getting laid makes you a better zombie killer. Focus all that energy into rage & aggression instead.
    nice, I totally forgot he cockblocked himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    nice, I totally forgot he cockblocked himself.
    That'd make a great meme - "Daryl Dixon: So badass he can even walk away from free poon."

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    Carl is 13. Just throwing that out there....

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    Beth can add a whole new level to the "Where is Carl?" meme...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonSylver View Post
    That'd make a great meme - "Daryl Dixon: So badass he can even walk away from free poon."
    Or even just, "Daryl Dixon: So badass he even cock blocks himself!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    Or even just, "Daryl Dixon: So badass he even cock blocks himself!"
    Stealing that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonSylver
    That'd make a great meme - "Daryl Dixon: So badass he can even walk away from free poon."
    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    Or even just, "Daryl Dixon: So badass he even cock blocks himself!"
    "Daryl Dixon, So badass he turns down free cooz"



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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post
    Carl is 13. Just throwing that out there....
    and what? you weren't chasing cooz at 13?

    I was.
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    Since the show is really just a drama about human relationships set in a zombie apocalypse it is not that surprising that there will be lots of sexual tension. The instant the group reaches any sort of safe and secure surroundings sex always comes into play. It is just human nature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    and what? you weren't chasing cooz at 13?

    I was.
    My point is that there's no way they're going to have a sexual relationship with a thirteen year old kid on television. They likely won't even have an actual relationship other than being friends and the two youngest of the group. Not until Carl hits his upper teens, anyway.

    Essentially they've replaced Comic Sophia with TV Beth.
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    Lets all be honest here, it is carol you guys are talking about. If I was daryl I'd rape a zombie before I touched her.

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    Damn man. I think Carol is a good lookin' gal....

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    A bit harsh there, Andy.

    I'm all about Maggie, but I can understand why Carl's got the hots for Beth. Naturally they won't do anything there - but with Carl being 13 in the show and Beth being 17, it's a close enough age gap to explore the natural interests of a boy who has just reached puberty - it'll be chalked up to a crush, but it'll be interesting to see how they deal with it - a piece of everyday human shading that predated the zombie apocalypse, but played out during a zombie apocalypse.

    As far as Hershel, maestro of cockblock - I knocked up a meme about it last night:




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    Quote Originally Posted by rgc2005 View Post
    Since the show is really just a drama about human relationships set in a zombie apocalypse it is not that surprising that there will be lots of sexual tension. The instant the group reaches any sort of safe and secure surroundings sex always comes into play. It is just human nature.
    So you've never been married?

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