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    Job advert : € Exellent + Benefits

    € Exellent + Benefits : Rome based with some international travel

    Our leading international client in the faith sector are urgently seeking a highly credulous and experienced leader to lead the organisation backward into the Dark Ages.

    Would suit dogmatic individual with a flair for ignoring empirical evidence. Any experience of covering up sexual abuse scandals would be highly desirable.

    Homophobic and misogynistic applicants welcome.

    Bullet-proof Ice Cream Van, Silly Hat and Red Slippers supplied.

    May be required to work some weekends and bank holidays. Fallible candidates need not apply.

    The Holy See is NOT an Equal Opportunities Employer
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    Your not retiring from HPotD are you neil?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy View Post
    Your not retiring from HPotD are you neil?

    Don't have the credentials for that job I'm afraid!
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    Ok, you talked me into it, I'm in. Where do I sign?

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