Prepare to VOMIT......

[Adrenochrome]

click if you dare Rocky Balboa 2006 -- RAUWWWWWWWLPH --- BBLLLEEEGGGHHHHH ---- **splatter*** ---spew ----brewaaaaaauuuullllfffff!!!! NOW, you may accuse me of dipping a little of the old drop.

[deadwrtr]

click if you dare Rocky Balboa 2006 -- RAUWWWWWWWLPH --- BBLLLEEEGGGHHHHH ---- **splatter*** ---spew ----brewaaaaaauuuullllfffff!!!! Sweeeet! I am so there on opening day. Then again, I have a penchant for watching Stallone get his face pummeled repeatedly. Actually, I really liked Rocky and Rocky IV. "I must break you." CLaSSiC! Dolph was the ****e. You can keep the others. This one... who knows? Might be good.

[coma]

There is nothing appealing about that at all. Why not Rocky Vs. Osama the Mad Bomber?

[Adrenochrome]

Sweeeet! I am so there on opening day. Then again, I have a penchant for watching Stallone get his face pummeled repeatedly. Actually, I really liked Rocky and Rocky IV. "I must break you." CLaSSiC! Dolph was the ****e. You can keep the others. This one... who knows? Might be good. Oh, I'll be in line too, if only because Rocky decides to fight AGAIN because a VIDEO GAME TELLS HIM TO!!!!!!! LIMBURGER!!!!!!! .....um, ....I mean,....ADRIAN!!!!!!!!

[Graebel]

Words escape me.

[Adrenochrome]

There is nothing appealing about that at all. Why not Rocky Vs. Osama the Mad Bomber? This flick is guaranteed to be the laugh of the century. Hell,.....possibly the laugh of the entire history of motion pictures. A COMPUTER GAME TELLS HIM TO FIGHT AGAIN!!!!!!!! How's THAT for a slice of fried gold? .......no!!!.............must keep.....hand.....from.....booze...

[MikePizzoff]

I never liked the Rocky series.

[AcesandEights]

Is this there one where Rock goes after the state for cutting off his medicaid? I couldn't get too far into the Rocky movies, myself.

[Adrenochrome]

I never liked the Rocky series. I loathed ALL of them,....but this one,.....this one I wish I had a REAL Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot sitting right there in the front row with me......oh....the fun we would have.

[zombie04]

I actually can't wait to see this movie. I love the Rocky series all the way through Rocky IV, though Rocky V was just a disappointment. But this doesn't look like it'll have all the cheese the last three had and it looks a little more like Rocky II. But honestly, would you rather see this or Stop! Or my Mom will Shoot 2? Or Judge Dredd 2? Or Cobra 2? Or Demolition Man 2? Will this movie be great? 99% odds say no. Will it be good? Maybe more 50/50. Either way I'll see it. I just want to like Stallone again for some reason.

[EvilNed]

I'll spoil the ending for you. In the final fight, Rocky gets mangled for a few rounds, then he sees his family sitting in the crowd. With newfound inner strength, he stands back up and knocks out the opponent in one round.

[zombie04]

I'll spoil the ending for you. In the final fight, Rocky gets mangled for a few rounds, then he sees his family sitting in the crowd. With newfound inner strength, he stands back up and knocks out the opponent in one round. Don't ruin for me!!!! Now I'm completely devastated and won't be able to eat for at least five minutes now. But if Adrian isn't in it, then who is he going to get inspiration from? Burt Young?

[MaximusIncredulous]

After all this time you can still see no contact in the head punches.

[Adrenochrome]

Don't ruin for me!!!! Now I'm completely devastated and won't be able to eat for at least five minutes now. But if Adrian isn't in it, then who is he going to get inspiration from? Burt Young? I think,...in the last round, he'll grab his belly and scream.....the camera pans the audience and zooms in on Arnold Swatzenhammerflooggsanikle.....Arnold stands up and screams, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Nawt Mah Baybee....auh beeen wahtin faur yeeerz, dah Terminator not likie this, no!!!!!!!!!!!!!".....just then, Danny DeVito swings down from the balcony, swooping Sly in his arms, singing The Wind Beneath My Wings". Adrian peels her face off and becomes Angelina Jolie.....Brad freaks....I scream,....you scream,.....we all scream for Ice Cream......Then......Vanilla Ice comes crashing through the door and pulls me away from my computerrrrrrrrrrr....................

[coma]

I think,...in the last round, he'll grab his belly and scream.....the camera pans the audience and zooms in on Arnold Swatzenhammerflooggsanikle.....Arnold stands up and screams, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Nawt Mah Baybee....auh beeen wahtin faur yeeerz, dah Terminator not likie this, no!!!!!!!!!!!!!".....just then, Danny DeVito swings down from the balcony, swooping Sly in his arms, singing The Wind Beneath My Wings". Adrian peels her face off and becomes Angelina Jolie.....Brad freaks....I scream,....you scream,.....we all scream for Ice Cream......Then......Vanilla Ice comes crashing through the door and pulls me away from my computerrrrrrrrrrr.................... And they they smear themselves with crisco and play naked twister. Ooh la la!