I Am Zombie Man - watch it now!

[MinionZombie]

To quote Alan Partridge, zombies by their very nature are inconsistent. And it's a comedy.

[LouCipherr]

There's a rumor floating around that Zombie Man studied under Eddie Van Halen for a short amount of time before being on the receiving end of a finger buffet. ...but that's just a rumor...

[MinionZombie]

EVH? I heard Slash and Brian May... And I've heard on the grapevine that he can play the zylophone with his Little Zombie Man.

[LouCipherr]

EVH? I heard Slash and Brian May... That's probably true, MZ - had Zombie Man taken lessons from EVH anytime recently, he'd probably just learn how to drink himself silly instead of playing guitar. Or maybe how to write guitar instrumentals to porn movies.. I dunno.. Perhaps he learned from some better guitar players than EVH - y'know, like BILL S. PRESTON, ESQUIRE!!!! AND TED THEODORE LOGAN!!! 'cause they are...... WYLDE STALLYONS!!!!!!!!!! ::insert Bill & Ted air guitar ditty here:: As far as the xylophone... uuuuhhhh.. umm.. you're on your own with that one.

[MinionZombie]

Yes ... I think you're right ... Wyld Stalyns is much more ZM's style.

[HLS]

Yes ... I think you're right ... Wyld Stalyns is much more ZM's style. Does zombie man have a girlfriend MZ? He has a lot of charm j/k

[capncnut]

Nah, they keep falling apart on him!

[MinionZombie]

Well, we'll have to see what happens in IAZM3 ... if we do it. *glances over at Lou ... oooh*

[LouCipherr]

*shoots a evil glace at MZ, then throws a frisbee at his beanbag*

[DjfunkmasterG]

I heard ZM was gay. Unconfirmed rumor of course, but one has to be suspicious when he chooses a male mate to *Ahem* PAL around with. Can you confirm rumors of a ZM/BEN-ZEE on set romance? If so, what are their future plans? and will they publicly announce it?

[bassman]

Maybe ZM could dance with a mangina to the tune of "Wild Horses".

[LouCipherr]

ZM: "He's not my boyfriend!" BenZee: (hands ZM a beer) "Might be a bit warm, the cooler's off." ZM: "Thanks, babe"

[MinionZombie]

lol ... oh man ... Zombie Man will love to read this, he's gettin' peckish without flesh ... so he's off on another "vices-a-go-go" bender ... last I heard he was thrown out of a low-rent strip club for nuzzling bewbs.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Are we 100% sure it was BEWBS he was nuzzling?

[MinionZombie]

They most definately were bewbs ... I've seen the undercover video from the cops who were operating a sting-op in the same establishment.