Balls of the Dead: Reborn

[ProfessorChaos]

i still think the best line from the series to put "balls" in is the line johnny uses when reminiscing about terrorizing barbara at the graveyard as kids: i jumped out at you from behind that tree and grandpa got all excited and shook his BALLS at me and said "boy, you'll be damned to hell!" fu(kin classic. but yeah, with diary and land, i'm sure there's a few more great ones to discover...gives me a reason to watch them again, i suppose.

[Yojimbo]

OK, just got hipped to this hilarious thread, and am laughing at work now! This is awesome.

[clanglee]

"Put some balls on the grave" "Isn't that what we're doing? Pretending to be balls?"

[MinionZombie]

More Diary of the Dead: "The balls can see. And what the balls sees, the audience will see." "F*ckin' mummies get all the balls." "Jason, if you don't know my name by now, then get your balls out of my closet, okay?" "It's a cop. A state trooper." "How do you know that?" "Oh, his balls. His balls... his stupid looking balls." "You see how it feels to have balls shoved in your face? To have to answer stupid questions when people are dying all around you? You see how it feels?" ... And here's one from Land of the Dead, that I can't believe I missed first time round: Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your balls? Charlie: Catches the light.

[darth los]

Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your balls? Charlie: Catches the light. Dude that's classic !!

[Bruiser235]

i still think the best line from the series to put "balls" in is the line johnny uses when reminiscing about terrorizing barbara at the graveyard as kids: i jumped out at you from behind that tree and grandpa got all excited and shook his BALLS at me and said "boy, you'll be damned to hell!" jesus tapdancing christ that was funny. let me catch my breath. ok let me try my own line. "Shoot it, man! Shoot it in the balls!" dawn 78 "looks like god's left the phone off the balls" - land

[clanglee]

"looks like god's left the phone off the balls" - land I would have gone with "Looks like God left the balls off the hook" "50,000 balls stolen every year in Samoa" "What happened, Balls, did you get ****ed?" "Someone shot the little fat balls." "What's in the bags? Balls. Whose balls?" "Takes a true friend to stab you right in the balls, doesn't it. "

[Bruiser235]

I suck. sue me. Some more: I've been sending up and down the coast from Sarasota to the Everglades and I'm still getting back is the same dead balls. Your ignorance is exceeded only by your balls, Captain. "It's just brandy. Good for the heart. Sh*t for the heart and it eats up your balls" "Is this your progress? Is this the sh*t that's supposed to knock our balls off?"

[DjfunkmasterG]

George A. Romero's Survival of the Balls

[BillyRay]

Let the Right Ball In. (am I getting this correct?)

[AcesandEights]

Get Him To The Balls

[DjfunkmasterG]

The Balls Next Door Children shouldn't play with Ball things

[AcesandEights]

Easy Balls

[darth los]

You see, all you have are rusty balls. We've got this! Rat-ta-tat-tat ! Survival: Sarge

[ProfessorChaos]

didn't finish survival yet, but thought of a good one from night 90: "i'm not deciding for you or any one else cooper. i'm thinking about my own balls!" (this may have already been mentioned, but i'm not scrolling through 14 pages to double check...)