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    I got balls, yeah, yeah, I got balls. Let's get in that old whirly-bird, find us an island some place, get juiced up and spend what time we got left soakin' up some balls! How's that?

    __________________________________________________ _____________________________

    Torrez: Hey, find anything?
    John: Yeah, a bunch of balls for sale at close-out prices man!

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    Rhodes: I don't want them to do anything but drop balls!
    Dr. Logan: Yes, well, apparently they're not inclined to do that for you, Captain.
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    Rhodes: I don't want them to do anything but drop balls!
    Dr. Logan: Yes, well, apparently they're not inclined to do that for you, Captain.
    LOL!....thats the best so far...

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    "The president today... sent to congress, a packet of Balls" - radio Dj DAWN 78
    ALWAYS BET ON DEAD!
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    the dead bodies must be exterminated, either by destroying the "balls" or severing the "balls" from the rest of the body.
    dawn of the dead

    common lets get on with it! this is a waste of my "balls".
    (wooley-dawn of the dead)

    wooley's gone ape "balls" man!
    (DAWN OF THE DEAD)

    you are stronger then "balls", but soon i think "balls" be stronger then you.
    (dawn of the dead)

    those "balls " are probably enjoying the whole thing.
    (dawn of the dead)

    keys to the kingdom.(roger) grab the balls! (peter)
    (dawn of the dead)

    alright trooper you better screw your head on! your not just playing with your "balls" your playing with mine. now you strait?
    (peter-dawn of the dead)

    i'm showing you a way we can increase the "ball' supply by 20 times.
    the "ball" supply for who?
    (dawn of the dead)

    i see you! chocolet "balls"!
    (blade-dawn of the dead)

    the normal question, the first question is always. are these "balls" , no they are not "balls". "balls" in the true sence of the word implies an inter-species activity.
    (dawn of the dead)
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdog
    i see you! chocolet "balls"!
    (blade-dawn of the dead)
    LoL thats my favorite so far

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    Dr. Logan: Is there food?
    Rhodes: (screaming his ass off) I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein and I wanna know... what the f*ck your doing with my balls!!!?

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    Only 3 huh?

    Holy ****!

    They'll get in, they'll move the balls!




    After Jesse stabs a zombie in the mouth with a screw driver... and it falls over the ledge in ROTLD 2

    Thats why your dead asswipe, no brains and a big ball!
    Last edited by DjfunkmasterG; 16-Mar-2006 at 08:04 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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    Barbara: Dont you understand?! My balls is alone!
    Ben: Your balls is dead.
    Barbara: NO! My balls is NOT dead!

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    Quote Originally Posted by idsaluteyoubub
    Barbara: Dont you understand?! My balls is alone!
    Ben: Your balls is dead.
    Barbara: NO! My balls is NOT dead!
    Damn you! I just spewed tea all over my keyboard!!! HILARIOUS!

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    shaun of the "balls"

    can i get any of you "balls" a drink? (ed-shaun of the dead)

    i know "balls" are important shaun, but you really do actually have to set some quality time to your self. (david- shaun of the dead)

    (shaun)- i love my "balls"! (ed)- i love his "balls "to!

    (pete)- its not like he brings any real money into the house! (shaun)- he bings a bit. (pete)- what dealing "balls"! (shaun)- so he sells a bit of "balls" every now and again. you sold "balls" before! (pete)- ya once at collage, to you.

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    Ed: "Why have we gotta go round Liz's."
    Shaun: "Because we do."
    Ed: "Because why?"
    Shaun: "Because I love her balls!"

    I know, technically I added a word...but I couldn't resist.

    Shaun: "You want anything from the shop?"
    Ed: *stirring* "balls..."

    Shaun: "It's not that I don't wanna spend time with you, cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many balls."
    Ed: "Can I get, any of you c*nts, a drink?"

    Ed: "Any balls out there?"
    Shaun: "Don't say that!"
    Ed: "What?"
    Shaun: "That!"
    Ed: "What?"
    Shaun: "The 'B' word, don't say it."
    Ed: "Why not?"
    Shaun: "Because it's ridiculous."
    Ed: "Well, are there any?"

    Ed: "Who died and made you f*cking king of the balls?"

    Shaun: "Oh for God's sake, he's got a ball off!"

    Diane: "Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a ball."


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    It's 4 in the Balling morning
    It's saturday
    no, it's not, it's balling sunday, and I gotta go to work in 4 balling hours cause every other baller in my balling department is balling ill. Now can you see why I am so balling angry?
    BALL YEAH!
    ALWAYS BET ON DEAD!
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    You've got balls on you. - sotd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrenochrome
    You've got balls on you. - sotd


    LMMFAO...

    Brillant, phucking brillant!
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    Shut the F*CK up, four balls! - sotd


    (man, I have been ROLLING over these responses!)


    Ben, from Night - "Balls, We've got to find some balls."

    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg
    "Balls, man... they freak me out!"

    -LOTD

    Dawg
    YES!!!!!

    I love that one!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG
    Hey Riley, looks like gods left the balls off the hook - Cholo
    OMG!!!!!!! whew!!!! I'm dyin' here!
    Last edited by Adrenochrome; 17-Mar-2006 at 06:47 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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