Balls of the Dead: Reborn

[Apocryphism]

"I saw one of those things take thirty hits and keep on coming. The damn thing had to be dead, but it kept on coming... until it took a hit in the balls. That brought it down. The only way to stop 'em... you gotta... get 'em in the balls."

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

"...you can be balls down there--I'm balls up here." --Ben to Harry Cooper, Night of the Living Balls

[Tullaryx]

"Story goes, these great big balls come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys." --- Dead Alive aka Braindead

[LouCipherr]

From SOTD: Ed: See? You don't need Balls to have a good time. Shaun: Oh, don't, man. Ed: No! Go ahead, look at me. Can I just say one more thing? I'm not gonna say, you know, there's plenty more balls in the sea. I'm not going to say if you love her, let her go. And I'm not going to bombard you with balls. But what I will say is this....It's not the end of the world. _______ Shaun: All right, I've got a car outside, but it's going to be a bit cramped, so has anyone got balls? _______ Liz: Can we PLEASE just CALM the BALLS DOWN!

[Tullaryx]

Another classic from Dead Alive "I balls arse for the Lord!"

[Track1033]

you want me to slaute that walking pile of BALLS...Salute my Balls

[Adrenochrome]

you want me to slaute that walking pile of BALLS...Salute my Balls LOL - hilarious!

[Tullaryx]

"See? You made me hurt myself again! I broke my hand off completely at the wrist this time, Tina! But that's okay, Darlin', because I love you, and that's why you have to let me EAT YOUR BALLLLLLSSSSSSSS!!!!" --- Return of the Living Dead

[erisi236]

From NotLD "They overturned my balls!" "Hell, any good five or so men could do that."

[Tullaryx]

From NotLD "They overturned my balls!" "Hell, any good five or so men could do that." "Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and balls! The people it balls get up and balls!" - Dawn of the Dead

[Zombieapocalypse]

"Cmon you BALL-bag piles of Sh**, heres a nice one hangin" -STEELE

[Adrenochrome]

"Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and balls! The people it balls get up and balls!" - Dawn of the Dead Damn! Another keyboard with tea spewed all over it!

[Tullaryx]

"Get its balls up. Get its balls up. Roger, get its balls up, man!" --- Dawn of the Dead

[glazedoverdead]

"Why do you eat people?" -Ernie "Not people...BALLS!" -Half-zombie woman -----Return of the Living Balls----- -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I can smell your balls Tina! They smell so good and...and...spicy!" - Freddie -----Return of the Living Balls----- Another classic from Dead Alive "I balls arse for the Lord!" It should've been... "I kick BALLS for the Lord!" "Sort your ****ing balls out mate!" - Pete...(Shaun of the Dead) "You can't go in the basement, man! - Spider "What?! Why the hell not?!" - Bert "Because, there's one of those balls down there!" -Tina "Yeah, and its all black and slimy!" -Spider -----(ROTLBalls) "Watch your balls boy, if you like this job!" -Frank "Like this job?!" -Freddie ----(ROTLB) "It's not rabid balls in the bag Ernie..." - Bert --- (ROTLB)

[idsaluteyoubub]

"Hey Too Big Too Slow Balls!" Roger-Dawn.