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    Mentioned or not it's still a good one.

    This is the funniest thread on the site, imo. I don'y care what anyone says.

    I defy anyone to read through this thread and not spit up what they're drinking.

    Last edited by darth los; 01-Oct-2010 at 02:23 PM.
    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    "You didn't get bit did you?"

    "No, no. In fact I did some biting of my own. One of those things tried to grab me and I bit off one of it's balls."

    Survival: Francisco

    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    Quote Originally Posted by darth los View Post
    "You didn't get bit did you?"

    "No, no. In fact I did some biting of my own. One of those things tried to grab me and I bit off one of it's balls."

    Survival: Francisco


    Ewwwww.... funny but the visual is just fucking NASTY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    Ewwwww.... funny but the visual is just fucking NASTY!
    What's sad is that when quoting survival I feel it nescesary to put the movie and who said it.

    That would never be the case with the original trilogy.

    You quote a line and there's no explanation needed. Everyone immediately knows what you're talking about.

    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    Then again Survival came out this year and some of the HPOTD folk haven't even seen it yet. The majority of folks here have seen the original three flicks repeatedly over years ... so it's hard to compete with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darth los View Post
    What's sad is that when quoting survival I feel it nescesary to put the movie and who said it.

    That would never be the case with the original trilogy.

    You quote a line and there's no explanation needed. Everyone immediately knows what you're talking about.

    I know where it came from... I don't feel anyone is a true zombie fan if they haven't sat through every zombie film at least once... Even Romero's crappy one's.

    Survival had a couple of good one liner's and quotes to use... most of the stuff I snicker at is between Patrick O'Flynn and Sarge when they first meet ont he boat. Otherwise the movie is pointless. Still like it better than LAND though.
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    "All I am Anymore is man looking for his balls. Anyone who gets in the way of that is going to lose."

    Do I really have to say where that's from?

    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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