I Am Zombie Man ... 2

**MinionZombie** · 05-Oct-2006

Listen up bitches

Like I said in earlier discussions about IAZM2 I'm looking for questions from you guys to ask Zombie Man himself, which will be featured in a Q&A session in his Christmas Message.

What I'm after is questions that are zombie related, stuff that wasn't covered in the first IAZM, or perhaps you want to know more specifics about an "issue" raised in the first IAZM. Think up some good'uns and I'll include them in the script for IAZM2 (which will be filmed between Xmas and New Year).

Either post your question here or send me a PM with the title "IAZM2".

Cheers chaps (and chappettes), I'm looking forward to pointing my brand spanking new DVX100B at ZM himself, should be a fun Xmas holiday.

**DjfunkmasterG** · 05-Oct-2006

Mr. Zombie...

As a zombie yourself, how do you feel about the depiction of your brethern on film today?

Do you feel that zombie films today are more watered down, and catered to for the MTV generation, or do you feel they are better than previous entries?

**LouCipherr** · 05-Oct-2006

*rubs hands together in an evil manner*

Ok, I need a day or two, but I'll come up with some good questions for ZM..

**Adrenochrome** · 05-Oct-2006

Mr. Zombie Man,

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

yours truly,

Tom

**Maitreya** · 05-Oct-2006

Zombie Man,

What exactly are your thoughts on the violently post-mortemist feelings of society today?

-Matt

**MinionZombie** · 05-Oct-2006

Nice questions guys, ZM's gonna have fun with these, keep them coming.

Maitreya, ZM's agent wants to clarify what you mean by "post-mortemist"? Like 'anti-dead-people', or something else?

**Maitreya** · 05-Oct-2006

Yep... Anti-dead-people

**DjfunkmasterG** · 06-Oct-2006

I dunno about anyone else... but I am really excited to be getting a sequel to IAZM. Dude, film it now. We need Zombie Man

**LouCipherr** · 06-Oct-2006

Zombie man: How's the bean bag doin'? Last I heard you were having a tough time with it.

::sings to himself to the tune of 'spiderman':: "Zombie man, zombie man.. does whatever a zombie can.. eats a brain, any size.. arm or legs, a neck or thigh.. look out.. here comes the zombie maaaaan!"

*cough* *sniff*

**MinionZombie** · 06-Oct-2006

Sweet as (lovin' the theme tune there Lou), keep the questions coming people, I'll no doubt PM the people who commented on IAZM if they haven't responded here, get the fans involved you know.

*chuckles* Oh Dj, you're just going to have to wait

, ZM's currently touring Cardiff for a while, last I heard he was passed out, face down in a gutter with a used condom up his nose after it floated down the street-water-stream he was lying in ... of course, being a zombie, he can survive under water ... or at least with his decaying nose submerged in gutter water. But yeah, he's enjoying the high life at the moment ... the fame has totally gone to his maggoty head.

**LouCipherr** · 06-Oct-2006

Ohh, another question:

Zombie man: if you could rejoin the living, would you do so? why?

also... If you had one wish in this world - anything at all - what would it be and why?

and lastly: Why did the chicken cross the road?