Surely this cant be real...

[Tricky]

http://www.myspace.com/comfam

[capncnut]

Celebrity Masturbators: Adolf Hitler Bill Clinton Paris Hilton Osama bin laden Marilyn Manson Lorenzo Lamas Winona Ryder Kato Kaelin Andy Kaufman Todd Bridges Cindy Margolis Whitney Huston The Barbi Twins O.J Simpson Ethan Hawke Jude Law They forgot Paul Reubens and George Michael.

[bassman]

HERE IS THE FACTS ON MASTURBATION IN THE U.S. Masturbators frequently expose themselves to violent video games, evil porn, and fast food 95% of all men and women currently in prison have masturbated. Masturbation causes acne Masturbation can cause cancer Masturbation is popular among homosexuals Masturbation can cause anxiety among teenagers Masturbation is the leading cause of fertility problems There is a link between Masturbation and obesity WTF?

[kortick]

this is too funny how did you ever find this? i am going to join them and stop these evil mastubators we should all join this place and really disrupt it god this is like a gift a site that is ripe for tormenting....

[MinionZombie]

I'm gonna have to check this out tomorrow when I'm not busy whacking weasels in toolsheds with my hairy palms ... just to get pseudo-scientific for a moment, I read/heard somewhere that having a good old tug on a regular basis helps you not get cancer ... not sure if there's any truth in it, but I'll wank to that! Nothin' wrong with a good gerkin jerk. *watches everybody step back* Hey! It's not like I've got a packet of Rich Tea biscuits in my free hand!

[kortick]

I am going to e mail them and ask them for tips on how to masturbate better and if i should masturbate with friends and family so that we can bond together and if it should be taught in school with videos being shown to the kids as to how to masturbate the most effectively god there is so much to ask them i hardly know where to begin i will tell them thanks to them i will not have sex with my girlfriend ever agian i will masturbate only these people are like a dream come true

[Maitreya]

Yes it's real, and don't call me Shirley... That's really hilarious, I love it when people make sites like that, sorta like the whole BB spot and The Onion articles, lol. Masturbators frequently expose themselves to violent video games, evil porn, and fast food 95% of all men and women currently in prison have masturbated. Masturbation causes acne Masturbation can cause cancer Masturbation is popular among homosexuals Masturbation can cause anxiety among teenagers Masturbation is the leading cause of fertility problems There is a link between Masturbation and obesity

[EvilNed]

It's not serious. Just check out the white house link they keep referring too.

[MikePizzoff]

That's gotta be fake. There is no way in hell there's a group of people that are that ignorant.

[MinionZombie]

Indeed, it's been established it's a piss take. A piss take of people who most likely do think those very things, or think in those terms. Evangelical nutjobs for one, and people like that Bill O'Reily tosser.

[axlish]

Best reply ever... "I completely support your cause. Any support for COMFAM thrusts the fight against masturbation. I believe this tension will be relieved if every individual releases one's pent-up passion, as a strong and united front, by coming together on the face of adversity."

[HLS]

HERE IS THE FACTS ON MASTURBATION IN THE U.S. Masturbators frequently expose themselves to violent video games, evil porn, and fast food 95% of all men and women currently in prison have masturbated. Masturbation causes acne Masturbation can cause cancer Masturbation is popular among homosexuals Masturbation can cause anxiety among teenagers Masturbation is the leading cause of fertility problems There is a link between Masturbation and obesity Celebrity Masturbators Adolf Hitler Bill Clinton Paris Hilton Osama bin laden Marilyn Manson Lorenzo Lamas Winona Ryder Kato Kaelin Andy Kaufman Todd Bridges Cindy Margolis Whitney Huston The Barbi Twins O.J Simpson Ethan Hawke Jude Law That is so insaine. it has to be a joke. EVERYONE masterbates!

[_liam_]

whacking off reduces the risk of testicular & prostate cancer. the inverse ratio between wanks per day and risk of cancer knows no dropoff point... *ahem* aaaaaaanyway...

[MinionZombie]

Best reply ever... "I completely support your cause. Any support for COMFAM thrusts the fight against masturbation. I believe this tension will be relieved if every individual releases one's pent-up passion, as a strong and united front, by coming together on the face of adversity." Quality, noiiice. Liam - Sweet, someone else knows of the ultimate justification for meeting Rosy Palms at the Five Finger Motel!