you can go to jail in germany for murder if you kill a human in a videogame...really.

[MinionZombie]

Ahhh ... Grolsch and MS Paint ... the key ingredients in any good propaganda.

[MikePizzoff]

aye, that would be damn funny. i aint seen that flash cartoon in a while either... Thank you so much. I haven't seen that video in years!!!

[Theodore]

Well, Resident Evil 3 was released on Germany long time ago and it received a "cut"... And as for Dead Rising, the version is banned on Germany but U.S version is still on the shelves (my two cents). And for the interesting note, I heard that Dawn of the Dead was heavily cut in Germany.

[MinionZombie]

A lot of films are heavily cut in Germany, Day of the Dead was banned for a time I believe, and either still is or is heavily cut. For some reason they take offence to violence and gore ... national/governmental guilt methinks ... but why be so sensitive, this media is mainly of American origin, they didn't make it. The legislation would be retarded to introduce, Crytec are Germanic and have stated they'll piss off somewhere less repressive if it comes in. Crytec are bringing profits and business to Germany, it'd be stupid to let them slip and potentially lose other such businesses and revenue from such titles.

[HLS]

I loved the video. It got to be too annoying to watch all the way. aye, that would be damn funny. i aint seen that flash cartoon in a while either...

[Danny]

you cant just say "germanys nuts" though, all countrys have wierd laws, i think its illegal to play a musical insturment on the street in china or sumthin', and even in the u.k we know all those obscure wierd ass laws some u.s states have like not puttig a hat on a horse or something.

[Terran]

Alaska has some wierd ones.... Alaska: No person may look at a moose from an airplane Moose may not have sex on the sidewalks No Child is to build a snowman taller than himself on school property Arkansas has a golden one.... A man may beat his wife, but no more than once a month. California: Horror films may only be shown on monday, tuesday or wednesday. It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. No persons shall hunt moths under street lights.....WTF? Florida: Turtle races are prohibited It is illegal to imitate animals. No one may have sexual relations with a porcupine. Illinois: One may not speak English. The state language is "American".....lol... Any drunken male caught in the presence of a harlot shall be jailed......hahaha.... Louisiana: Catching lizards at night is prohibited.... Biting someone with ones natural teeth is considered assault, whereas biting someone with false teeth is aggravated assault..... It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot the teller with a water pistol.... Lol obviouslly.... No one may wear and alligator costume. New Jersey: It is illegal to feed whiskey or offer cigarettes to animals at the local zoo. Anti-delinquency statutes in Idaho prohibit juveniles from deliberately stepping on ants. Texas Laws When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. National Park Service laws do not allow anyone to kill a bear with their bare hands just to impress a girl. In Mesquite, Texas, it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. It is illegal to land a flying saucer in the vineyards of France. In Arizona its illegal to walk around barefoot unless you purchase a 5$ walking license..... You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Kansas Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat. Virginia It is illegal to tickle women.

[capncnut]

Jeez!

[MinionZombie]

Illinois: One may not speak English. The state language is "American".....lol... That's it, first time I go to America I'm stopping by Illinois and strongly state that it's spelled (spelt?) coloUr. Then I'm off to Virginia to tickle some females.

[Terran]

Then I'm off to Virginia to tickle some females. Yeah I live in VA....Im totally going to tickle some females.

[MinionZombie]

How about, so we don't run into each other and have an awkward "yeah, hi" situation whilst in mid-tickle of a clutch of VA beauts, we run a big stretch of gaffa tape down the middle of the state, one half for you and one half for me?

[Danny]

theres probably a law against it.

[Terran]

How about, so we don't run into each other and have an awkward "yeah, hi" situation whilst in mid-tickle of a clutch of VA beauts, we run a big stretch of gaffa tape down the middle of the state, one half for you and one half for me? I call the northern half....you can have hicks ville

[Marie]

Thats the trouble with the world Mon, everybodys got different idea on what to do. Not a direct quote but close enough .. M_

[MikePizzoff]

Thats the trouble with the world Mon, everybodys got different idea on what to do. Not a direct quote but close enough .. M_ Wow, Marie. I'm proud of you: extreme thread necromancy without any adding anything new!