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    Porno Pun Titles...

    list funny ones you've heard, or (here's the game element), make up your own masterpieces...


    american booty
    night of the giving head
    poca-hot-ass
    good will humping
    i know who you did last summer
    gagme & laceme
    jurassic pork
    halloweiner
    schindler's fist

    and so on...

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    "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-F*cking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My C*nt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave C*nt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock"

    sorry, couldn't resist...

    Clerks could become "Cocks" maybe.

    "Dogme Style"
    "Jay & Silent Bob Thrust Hindpart" (based on my synonym game version, as seen in Total Film - February 2007 issue)
    "Chasing Andy" (no, not our Andy )
    "Jersey Girls"

    "The Shaw-Wank Redemption"

    "Dawn of the Dong"

    *runs out of ideas ... for now*

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    Here's my favorite porn title I've ever seen while childishly browsing the porn section at the local video store:

    STAR WHORES: THE PHANTOM ANUS

    I actually just mentioned it earlier today in the Maddon 07 porn thread.

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    LOL...


    gaylien versus headator?

    STAR WHORES - A NEW HO

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    Beverly Hills Cock
    Entered My Dragon
    Bareback Mountain
    Silence Of The Rams
    Harry Potter & The Wizards Sleeve
    Lord Of The The Ringpieces
    Up Jackie's Brown
    Shot Salem's Lot

    I could go on all night!

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    Bevis does Butthead


    but i loved the jurassic pork. so funny title

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    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Semen
    Spunk Rogers in the 25th century


    sadly the best I can do right now
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH

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    "Forrest Hump"

    That Tom Hanks movie "Big" could become "Hung" or just "Big" again, but with loadsa porn...

    "A-pork-alypse Now"

    "School of Cock"

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    lol..keep em coming...

    king dong
    doctor blue
    position : impossible (i think neil mentioned that one wayyy back)
    the penetrator
    charlies anals
    shaving ryan's privates

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    Escape from New Pork
    28 Gays Later
    Cum Blew Over The Cockoo's Nest
    The Truth About Twats And Cocks
    Full Metal Jack It

    I have more...

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    28 Gays Later and Cum Blew Over The Cockoo's Nest are friggin excellent!

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    Up In Cock Smoke
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    Robocock
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    Natural Born Squealers

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    gulp fiction/pulp friction
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    a beautiful hind
    wild wild breast/how the breast was won etc
    citys lickers
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