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    I am not against porn. I had a subscription to Play Girl once

    What bothers me and I think also bothers other women is that some man replace real sex with porn. Some men have a willing and eager woman as a girl friend or potential girl friend but they rather wack off to a porn flick or magazine. I mean in my opinion having sex is more fun that watching someone else have sex. I know not all men are like that. If a man can watch porn and still have normal relationships than go enjoy your porn. lol

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    I am wondering if they defaced any magazines like Cosmopolitan as there is more porn in any issue of Cosmo than there is in Maxim (well, the US version). I think that one feminazi's responce in stabbing that guys fake penis should be reported as an act of vandalism as well as their stickering of magazines and other objects.

    The funniest part, they put a sticker in the urinal. The imagery of men pissing on their message is so damn funny that I can't stop laughing at it.
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    Blokes that do that are probably just lazy and selfish, because having sex means you have to please the other person as well. With porn, all that happens is the porn is there to please you and you alone ... so some blokes, who are probably selfish in bed, are just looking for a quick release without all the hassle ... which might include instructions throughout the process or provide a bunch of pressure because some chicks don't understand blokes enough.

    Don't bark orders, but likewise don't leave us guessing ... because there's always the easy porn mag/film just a reach away.

    But I think most blokes switch and don't bother with porn when they've got access to the real thing. If they're away they'll download porn (a housemate of mine did that, he was away from his girlfriend all week you see, so downloaded porn for those 5 days ) ... or of course, it's been said that blokes need sex more than women do - or at least the ultimate part of sex/wanking anyway. So it's quite regular for a bloke to "get to the finish line" every day, or every other day ... 3 or 4 days is kinda pushing it...although I'm speaking for folk around my age, no idea what people over 30 do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    But I think most blokes switch and don't bother with porn when they've got access to the real thing. If they're away they'll download porn (a housemate of mine did that, he was away from his girlfriend all week you see, so downloaded porn for those 5 days ) ... or of course, it's been said that blokes need sex more than women do - or at least the ultimate part of sex/wanking anyway. So it's quite regular for a bloke to "get to the finish line" every day, or every other day ... 3 or 4 days is kinda pushing it...although I'm speaking for folk around my age, no idea what people over 30 do.
    Almost every dude has a porn stash. I got laid at your age plenty and I still had a porn stash as well as most guys I know.
    My bud always has really smokin girlfriends, but his porn..
    Zit butt plumper skanks. Real gross. ugly girls. Funny.
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    i foresee this turning into a "funny porn stories" thread, so ill share one.
    i dont check out porn, just the whole things too greasy in my opinion, dont get me wrong i have i dont like it i aint just saying "its morally wrong" and whatnot but im saying this to point out i am 19 in april, i go round my freinds house for his 19th a few weeks back and he send me into his younger 14 year old brothers room to grab a family guy dvd or something and what od i see has replaced the pokemon posters but a massive poster, the size of a large canvas painting on his wall of an incredibly obese black woman spreading her legs like a soaring eagle.

    WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU PUT THAT ON YOUR BEDROOM WALL?!?!?!?

    setting aside the idea of a 14 year old likeign that kind of imagery, why in plain site, like when his mom comes in for his luandry is she supposed to just go "oh, look at that, my 2nd borns become a man....a perveted man" and then his dad would have to sit him down and give him an extended version of "the talk" adding in "so you like fat chicks.".
    i would like to see anyone find a more "awqardly placed porn" story than that, *shakes head* bloody hell fire...


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    Quote Originally Posted by hellsing View Post
    i foresee this turning into a "funny porn stories" thread, so ill share one.
    i dont check out porn, just the whole things too greasy in my opinion, dont get me wrong i have i dont like it i aint just saying "its morally wrong" and whatnot but im saying this to point out i am 19 in april, i go round my freinds house for his 19th a few weeks back and he send me into his younger 14 year old brothers room to grab a family guy dvd or something and what od i see has replaced the pokemon posters but a massive poster, the size of a large canvas painting on his wall of an incredibly obese black woman spreading her legs like a soaring eagle.

    WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU PUT THAT ON YOUR BEDROOM WALL?!?!?!?
    Because its funny? He's 14 for christs sake. Though if my Mom saw me do that she would've beat me to death with her King James Bible. He's 14 , just doscovered he is interested in tang and has the wonders of the Web at his disposal.
    The first porn I saw I found in the woods and the pages were sticky. Though I didnt know why at the time. And nothing wrong with big girls. I loves me a fat ass.

    And yes, porn is greasy. It is its natre and so is good sex. Forget all that love sh*t. When your banging away all super nasty you dont think "Oh, Im so romantical right now" all starry eyed and sh*t. you think "oh God, look at that ass. Lokkat them there boobs! YEAH! UHHHHH!"

    At your age, you should be spankin it NON STOP. Or at least non stop banging if you can.

    My advice to you. If a girl wants to do something "icky", do it anyway. You wont regret it. Do that enough times and porn wont seem so "gross" anymore.
    To be fair, once you drop the spooge, Porn turns instantly disgusting. Kinda like the 3AM slag you shouldnt have brought home.

    I just reread that post and I missed something important. Canvas Painting? That sounds AWESOME. I'd put that thing in my Music Studio toot sweet. Thast not porn. Thats ART.
    My friend , whose a great painter, did a giant big woman nude kinda psychedelic in oils and it is fantastic.

    I paint too and in Art school we had this model who was mad huge, lke 350lbs. I painted her several times. I still dont know what the pootie looks like, due to the overhang.
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    OK, so here is an update about that site. I posted a reply to them asking if they also defaced female magazines such as Playgirl and Cosmopolitan (not sure if its available in the UK) and also added that their vandalism of other peoples property is not ok just because they are trying to promote their cause.

    It was there after I posted it, I checked about 10 minutes after posting just to make sure. They deleted it along with about 5 other posts that were done by males. Not only that, the only males posts that they keep are the ones who they can easily attack.

    Nothing like the feminazis to try to promote their cause by doing the things they are rallying against.
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    Jonas - typical "cause-nazis".

    Coma - now you're a dude who appreciates porn ... I like that.

    Damn straight, it's eerie how disgusting or "hmmm ... maybe not" porn becomes after *ahem* the obvious, whereas before it's a turn on ... interesting.

    Porn in the woods? Now that's some old school porn collecting. I guess I was rather spoiled, Channel 5 started showing softcore when I was around 13 so that was a major introduction to one of the key aspects of being a bloke. Then the legendary 10 minute previews on the 900 channels on Sky TV ... then Max Power magazine (modified cars and air-brushed "must be pains in the arse in real life" slags wearing nothing/tight skimpy stuff) ... then of course - THE INTERNET! haha!

    Totally ... you need to watch a lotta porn to lose those inhibitions ... at first you're like "IT LOOKS LIKE THAT?!?! ... ewwwwwww!" ... then it ends up becoming the about the best thing ever.

    Then of course a bunch of drunken students hanging around a computer googling up the most bizarre/sick (yet legal) porn for fun is another eye opener ... that'll get rid of your inhibitions ... or help desensitise you a bit, at least!

    Ahhhh ... porn.

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    ^that reminds me i got another one, 8th grade in I.T class, thats the class for teaching your basic computer skills if you didnt know, and im talking with a friend in another room on messenger when a big ruckus breaks out behind me and its a load of chavvy/jocky types around a pc, the teacher breaks them up and whats on the screen?, nothin' but midget porn they had to "take him away and speak with him privately" and he wasnt allowed on the internet at school again since this wasnt the first time.

    now the point is ,i dont have a problem with people looking at porn anyone who says theyve never looked once is a liar, especially if they have a net connection, but why do people do stupid **** like that in public?


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    Those guys are just idiots, we had people like that at High School, they'd manage to circumvent the Cyber Patrol sh*t and download a load of hardcore porn to the school computers - and over friggin' DIAL UP ... which was SHARED. Now that's (misplaced) commitment.

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    We never had a problem with the internet when I attended high school. But we didn't have internet access at the time either. I wasn't exposed to the net until my first semester of college.

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    you werent missing ****. back in year/grade 7 when pokemon was all the rage, when the pope said it was demonic cus' the deputy head was a catholic (and a powermad nutjob who made long haired people wear wigs) banned looking em up on the net as "occult worship".

    no joke.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadJonas190 View Post
    OK, so here is an update about that site. I posted a reply to them asking if they also defaced female magazines such as Playgirl and Cosmopolitan (not sure if its available in the UK) and also added that their vandalism of other peoples property is not ok just because they are trying to promote their cause.

    It was there after I posted it, I checked about 10 minutes after posting just to make sure. They deleted it along with about 5 other posts that were done by males. Not only that, the only males posts that they keep are the ones who they can easily attack.

    Nothing like the feminazis to try to promote their cause by doing the things they are rallying against.
    yeah i left a really sober, articulate messaging asking for a dialogue to be opened via email to discuss the problem like adults. DELETED.

    like i said, they just want something...anything...to cling to. nazis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HLS View Post
    I am not against porn. I had a subscription to Play Girl once

    What bothers me and I think also bothers other women is that some man replace real sex with porn. Some men have a willing and eager woman as a girl friend or potential girl friend but they rather wack off to a porn flick or magazine. I mean in my opinion having sex is more fun that watching someone else have sex. I know not all men are like that. If a man can watch porn and still have normal relationships than go enjoy your porn. lol
    "Not All". Let's put it like this, even if we did like porn as much as girlfriends, we'd be creative and say "why don't we watch this and copy what they do".

    To say not all implies a majority, which I hope you'll find to not be the case, and if it is, refer your girlfriends to my address, pm me for directions

    Quote Originally Posted by DeadJonas190 View Post
    The funniest part, they put a sticker in the urinal. The imagery of men pissing on their message is so damn funny that I can't stop laughing at it.
    Thank you for the image, a smile is spreading it's way across my face for those piss-mop messages
    Last edited by Dtothe3; 18-Feb-2007 at 01:22 AM.

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    nutters. simple as, if you cant ligitimately argue your case your just being like taht for the sake of attention.


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