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    if we didnt have porn mags where would we get the pictures to stick on the back of ugly girls heads while we did them

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    Quote Originally Posted by fartpants View Post
    if we didnt have porn mags where would we get the pictures to stick on the back of ugly girls heads while we did them
    Donkey Punch!

    Fartpants?!?!?!?!?!
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    ^ thats like a line from star wars but in babelfish ,changed to japanese, then back to english or somethin', cus i have no idea.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hellsing View Post
    *cant think of another cliche' to show slience*
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    And yeah, really, what kind of person calls themselves 'fartpants'?

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    sad that you guys dont get the english sense of humour.... and as far as i know only 1 guy calls himself fartpants...... ME

    you all know what im talking about....... you just aint got the balls to agree.... whats the matter is your girlfriend looking over your shoulder...

    sorry guys just found out my 12 year old son has been login on with my username so ignore the last couple of posts...... now where is he hiding
    Last edited by fartpants; 06-Feb-2007 at 07:30 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Quote Originally Posted by fartpants View Post
    sad that you guys dont get the english sense of humour.... and as far as i know only 1 guy calls himself fartpants...... ME
    Kind of Ironic, since everyone else who commented is British but me.
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    yeah and i dont get it, though to be fair if you call yourself fartpants, odds are you are 12 years old.


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    A time limit on Rape...

    Here is an interesting article in regards to rape from time magazine. After you read it you will be scratching your head.

    http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...0.html?cnn=yes
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    Now that's a weird article, and indeed, it's kinda insulting to guys.

    Any decent bloke (and there are many) will stop if the lady says so, but it could take a few seconds if you think about it - you're in the moment, you're busy doing your thing, you might have some music on, you might be grunting away like a hyena - so it's gonna be a few seconds until you snap out of the tunnel vision and be like "ah dude..."

    But then what if the bloke isn't a 'strong swimmer' so to speak, and just happens to finish the job in those few seconds after being told to stop - and his finishing is a kind of co-incidence, happening during his 'come down' from the tunnel vision - does that constitute "rape"?

    Really, a decent bloke will stop or slow down or whatever when the lady says so, and likewise a gal should have made up their mind before rather than during - sure, if it hurts or she suddenly finds the guy repulsive (probably due to some scuzzball acting like a nice guy just for some ass) then say to stop, but otherwise any sensible member of the fairer sex should have - in the world of common sense - already made their mind up beforehand.

    So that article is kinda pointless, and kinda daft ...

    The rape laws in the UK were gonna be tweaked around a bit, but the changes were rejected and the laws remained as they were. A significant chunk of the reasoning for changing the law came down to basically 'we only succeed in convicting 6% of rape cases', so therefore the law needs to be tightening? Hmmm ... I'm not so sure, there are many factors and reasons why that number is so low.

    With the UK thing it was going on about blokes having sex with drunk women - but in such a situation the bloke is probably gonna be drunk as well. You can be drunk, but still capable of knowing what you do or do not want to do. And if some hot chick comes up to a bloke and they're both a bit wrecked, the bloke is just really chuffed he's gonna get some ass.

    In that situation it comes down to both parties knowing their limits and being aware of the affect of alcohol, and also, some girls should really bone up on their knowledge of how the male brain works. In many cases female attention - I'm talking affectionate style attention - immediately suggests "aye-up, ring-a-ding-ding?", blokes are simple creatures, we're a stones throw away from grunting "fire ... hot" and peeing on the floor.

    I've seen it many times before, a girl thinking she's just being friends with a bloke, but meanwhile she's lying between his legs against his chest playing with his hands - to a bloke, that blatantly suggests you're guaranteed some ass, but to a girl it's just being friendly (that situation happened exactly like that when I was in the Sixth Form, and us guys had to explain to the girl what such gestures suggest to blokes).

    So really - edu-ma-cay-shun, on a social level, for both ends of the deal...

    ...where was I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    I've seen it many times before, a girl thinking she's just being friends with a bloke, but meanwhile she's lying between his legs against his chest playing with his hands - to a bloke, that blatantly suggests you're guaranteed some ass, but to a girl it's just being friendly (that situation happened exactly like that when I was in the Sixth Form, and us guys had to explain to the girl what such gestures suggest to blokes).
    She knew, shes a tease and likes attention. When she played dumb she was lying. Unless she was really, really young. I have nio idea waht Sixth form is.

    That case from Maryland is nuts. 1st degree rape?! how does holding a girl down or intimidating have to do with
    "stop"
    "What? wait a minute"
    :Stop!"
    "crap! Aw OK"
    Now he's in jail.
    Thats not justice.

    I had a gf when i was 18 who always changed her mind. That deosnt make me a rapist. Jeez.

    Quote Originally Posted by fartpants View Post
    if we didnt have porn mags where would we get the pictures to stick on the back of ugly girls heads while we did them
    btw, I did get the joke and thought it was funny, but rude. I Like bad taste.
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    Last edited by coma; 07-Feb-2007 at 06:45 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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    Nah she genuinely didn't realise that was the message she was giving off to this guy (who was secretly infatuated with her I might add). She was longing for this other guy who didn't go to our Sixth Form (which is post High School, age 16 through 18, where you do your A-Levels, I think the American equivalent is becoming a "senior", although I'm not entirely sure that's the correct equivalent, "senior" is probably more like our two-year GCSE stretch (age 14 through 16) ... although again I'm not sure).

    Anyway, she most definately wasn't teasing deliberately, she's definately not a flirty type of girl or a cock tease or anything like that, but she is naturally more touchy feely (I guess like a lot of girls can be), but she's kinda touchy feely with most people, just that kinda person I guess.

    The guy, just to flesh out the story, went out with this other girl around that time, and it was blatantly a kinda rebound thing after realising he wasn't getting anywhere with the girl I'm talking about, and ended up breaking her heart, which sucked.

    lol, the Sixth Form was kinda like a British episode of Dawson's Creek what with all the love triangles and "complex" situations, hehe ... ahhh, back in the day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Nah she genuinely didn't realise that was the message she was giving off to this guy (who was secretly infatuated with her I might add). She was longing for this other guy who didn't go to our Sixth Form (which is post High School, age 16 through 18, where you do your A-Levels, I think the American equivalent is becoming a "senior", although I'm not entirely sure that's the correct equivalent, "senior" is probably more like our two-year GCSE stretch (age 14 through 16) ... although again I'm not sure).

    Anyway, she most definately wasn't teasing deliberately, she's definately not a flirty type of girl or a cock tease or anything like that, but she is naturally more touchy feely (I guess like a lot of girls can be), but she's kinda touchy feely with most people, just that kinda person I guess.

    The guy, just to flesh out the story, went out with this other girl around that time, and it was blatantly a kinda rebound thing after realising he wasn't getting anywhere with the girl I'm talking about, and ended up breaking her heart, which sucked.

    lol, the Sixth Form was kinda like a British episode of Dawson's Creek what with all the love triangles and "complex" situations, hehe ... ahhh, back in the day...
    Just young and Naive. a 30 yr old girl does that you want to throw her off the roof. That soap opera stuff goes on into the 20s, so it aint over for you and your friends yet, its just a little more sophisticated
    I like a touchy feely girl if they have a drink and diddle yer balls. When you really dig a girl and they are just stringing you along, intentionally or not, it is real bad, and often, thoroughly painful
    also
    11th grade Junior 16-17 years old )ages approx.)
    12th grade Senior 17-18 or even older. I had some dumass mofos in my school.
    14 is 9th grade or freshman. The lamest year in HS. I went to a junior high. 7th=9th grade so I got to be a senior twice. There was only a hundred 10th graders (most went to a 1oth grade only school). That sucked. At the mercy of thugs with no backup and stuck in classes with much older kids.
    Though at the end of 10th grade a touchy feely girl with a boyfriend did diddle my nads in the upstairs girls bathroom after school (see upper paragraph). Took me a year to get her to get with it. Her BF was a tool, so that rocked. She was very giving. Heh.
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