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    Yesterday was the slowest it has ever been for me, truly awful. Glad it's all been ironed out.

    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Aye the forum was running slow for me as well earlier, so I gave up and watched some porn instead...then Top Gear...which is another kind of porn.
    Shhh. Some fit birds might be reading.

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    Capn - meh, gimme some poon and I'll put down the porn.

    Yesterday's slow down wasn't the worst I've experienced, it was slow at loading the details, but it wasn't as slow as I've had it before - when it flat out can't load anything and you just get total error messages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Capn - meh, gimme some poon and I'll put down the porn.
    C'mon MZ, you're Scottish! Get yer ass up to Glasgow for a holiday. The last time I went up there, I hung me cock out for a piss up a bank machine in Saucihall Street and I had to fight off six mouths from trying to nosh me there and then.

    I love dem Glaswegian women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    All fixed now...
    No it ain't mate. This place has been a NIGHTMARE to navigate this morning.

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    Geeeeeezus the forum is slow right now, it's worse than being punched in the balls.

    Come on VBB, pull a finger out your socket and get wide on your bandwidth or something...

    Yes, I always get this arsy when a computer pisses me off.

  6. #21
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    Well I never, isn't HPotD speedy today... NOT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnKnut View Post
    Well I never, isn't HPotD speedy today... NOT!
    Fine for me... IS!
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
    -Carl Sagan

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    As per usual, it sorts itself out after 30 mins or so but at 13.00 it took me 3 attempts to get in.

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    Just out of curiosity, is the server for HpotD "across the pond" as we from the USA like to say? If so, that might be a reason for some slight lag (which I experience from time to time too).

    I can say, however, that most of the time HPotD is a tad slower than other sites I visit, but not enough to frustrate me. It is what it is, and I deal with it... for now.

    When can we get HPotD hard-wired directly into our brainstem?

    LC

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    Well I'm not complaining today 'cos it's been real zippy.

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    actually,yeah it has been a fair bit faster today.


  12. #27
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    Yes in terms of zip, it does appear this forum has had a shower, shave, cup of coffee and a cigarette.

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    i would have said "shower,**** an-a shave" but yeah i know what you mean, though my whole connection screwed up earlier ,god knows why.


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    Connections just randomly screw up sometimes, my connection screwed up t'other day and just refused to connect, but then after about 20 minutes of swearing and flapping my arms in front of the monitor, it connected.

    I guess VBB has days when it goes slow ... the forum's "lady's days" I guess, lol ...

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    This morning... slow, slow, SLOW!!!

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