and now something for the ladies...

[Danny]

EWW!

[HLS]

Oh lordy! my eyes! I gone blind!

[capncnut]

I always thought the ladies loved this guy. EWWW!!!

[HLS]

God I hate elvis. Even when he was thin. When he was thin he was just annoying. NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.. A SCENE FROM UGLY BETTY.....

[jdog]

EWW! now that is disturbing I always thought the ladies loved this guy. EWWW!!! ha ha gotta love fat elvis.

[HLS]

I PERFER MY MUSCLE MAN LOL God I hate elvis. Even when he was thin. When he was thin he was just annoying. NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.. A SCENE FROM UGLY BETTY..... now that is disturbing ha ha gotta love fat elvis.

[MinionZombie]

lol, the thing I don't get about "Ugly Betty" is that she's played by America Ferrara or whatever her name is, and she ain't ugly...so by Hollywood's definition, ugly means whacking on some braces and fugly clothes and just making them be a bit awkward and that means ugly?! ... weird. Weird that the Scottish woman from "Extras" is in it...

[capncnut]

Hollyweird's idea of ugly is having one zit on your face and being one pound overweight.

[coma]

lol, the thing I don't get about "Ugly Betty" is that she's played by America Ferrara or whatever her name is, and she ain't ugly...so by Hollywood's definition, ugly means whacking on some braces and fugly clothes and just making them be a bit awkward and that means ugly?! ... weird. Weird that the Scottish woman from "Extras" is in it... The ugly girl always wears glasses. Shes a dfew pounds overweight and all the gay and/or anorexic casting directors think that means ugly. Wheere I went to college there was a big fashion section and all the gay dudes had a really, really weird idea of what was hot in a girl. Basically a superlame, traditional boney model taste. They are often the ones ho dictate whats sexy on commercials and shows. A lot of guys like a big ass, but you would never know it from TV and movies. I think a cool pair of specs is ultra sexy

[MinionZombie]

Damn straight, glasses can be sexy, just pick the right ones and bingo. Likewise, a round ass (I'm not talking flabby or bizarre in proportions) is much better than a flat Paris Hilton style ass ... that you can see from the front for cryin' out loud. Nothing wrong with naturally being slender, it's just in some people's nature, but people that flat out aren't supposed to be slender (read bony) who slim down to single figure sizes (or size freakin' zero) should get their heads examined. If you can see ribs and collar bones - you're too damn thin! I'd much rather have a girl with an actual body, something to grab onto and wrap yourself around ... okay, getting a bit too aeroplane novel-like there, but *ahem* ... than some bony sack of bones who feels more like a bag of stones hitting you than a person invading your personal bubble ... I'll shut up now...

[Danny]

someones gonna make this joke, and i have a sneaking suspicion it would be cap'n, so i'll beat him to it "more cushin' for de pushin' "

[losherman]

lay off the king you evil hetherns.

[Huescacho]

Oh lordy! my eyes! I gone blind! Hey, this man is for you!!!!.

[capncnut]

I'd much rather have a girl with an actual body, something to grab onto and wrap yourself around ... okay, getting a bit too aeroplane novel-like there, but *ahem* ... than some bony sack of bones who feels more like a bag of stones hitting you than a person invading your personal bubble. Yeah, I have to agree. As much as morbidly obese girls turn me off, I find beanpoles equally unattractive. someones gonna make this joke, and i have a sneaking suspicion it would be cap'n, so i'll beat him to it "more cushin' for de pushin' " I think you know me too well bro.

[coma]

Damn straight, glasses can be sexy, just pick the right ones and bingo. Likewise, a round ass (I'm not talking flabby or bizarre in proportions) is much better than a flat Paris Hilton style ass ... that you can see from the front for cryin' out loud. Nothing wrong with naturally being slender, it's just in some people's nature, but people that flat out aren't supposed to be slender (read bony) who slim down to single figure sizes (or size freakin' zero) should get their heads examined. If you can see ribs and collar bones - you're too damn thin! I'd much rather have a girl with an actual body, something to grab onto and wrap yourself around ... okay, getting a bit too aeroplane novel-like there, but *ahem* ... than some bony sack of bones who feels more like a bag of stones hitting you than a person invading your personal bubble ... I'll shut up now... Im right there with you, homeboy. Though I have to admit a regularly proportioned girl with am extra big ass drives me nuts. I got with this cute Mexican girl a long time ago who had an ass like 2 basketballs. It wasnt really fat, just real big. It was a dream come true. Im just glad her crazy ass husband didnt find out. It was so exaggerated its almost obscene Yeah. I guess Im fvcked up, but Im happy I dont like ribs at all. My GF complains shes gaining wait and I bring home the KFC. Shes actually very small, but cute as a button. PAris is like a 12 yaer old boy with a snizatch.