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    What is your Astrological sign?

    Check below for your astrological sign, and see where you rate. I usually don't post these silly things, but this one was interesting.

    So are you the Lame Lover, The Sex addict or the The Cutie (I am The Cutie) only way to find out is read below and reply with your sign.

    .:VIRGO:. The Virgin

    Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them
    right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart.
    Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget
    Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one
    and only. Ultimate sexiness.

    .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict

    Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic.
    Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get
    what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long
    relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.


    .:LIBRA:. The lame lover

    Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet.
    Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique
    sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did
    I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u
    might end up crying... the most irresistible.

    .:ARIES:. The Liar
    Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with.
    Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser
    EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud.
    best in bed.


    .:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water

    Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
    long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed
    your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
    Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!


    .:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes

    Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed.
    Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy.
    Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make>
    out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST
    IRRESISTABLE. Probably the best of all months.

    .:LEO:. The Lion in bed

    Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have
    fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to
    earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships.
    Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

    .:CANCER:. The Cutie

    MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love
    is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet!
    Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed.
    Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your
    lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.


    .:PISCES:. The Piece of ass

    Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
    Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to
    keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a
    good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A
    partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very
    popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

    .:CAPRICORN The passionate Lover

    Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
    Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great
    talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very
    sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll
    never forget. Smart.

    .:TAURUS The Tramp

    Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long
    relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
    Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of
    need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn.
    Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a
    kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!

    .:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
    Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find.
    Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much
    love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to
    everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet.
    Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing
    in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed?
    ALWAYS BET ON DEAD!
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    Wow....I like the sound of mine....

    .:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water

    Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
    long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed
    your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
    Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!

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    How come they all practically say the same thing...
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    They made us too smart, too quick, and too many. We are suffering for the mistakes they made because when the end comes, all that will be left is us. That's why they hate us.

    There is no target consumer! Only targets. Targets that will tremble as their new master hands down edicts in my glorious booming voice!

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    "the best of all months" bitch

    That's right - GEMINI!

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    i guess i'm nothing but a piece of ass
    we keep it real gangsta down here in canada. ehh

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    I'm a VIRGO. That description seems about accurate.

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    Aquarius. Yeah, that's pretty accurate about me.

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    I'm a Scorpio and that test is complete bull****. If we were to believe that test, then 90% of the earths population would be sexy, cut, GREAT in bed, AMAZING kissers and intelligent.

    Well I know that's bull****. Penn and Teller style.

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    :PISCES: The Piece of ass

    Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
    Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to
    keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a
    good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A
    partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very
    popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

    I'd disagree with the sexy, but other people would agree for me I'd go with the rest of it.

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    God astrology pi$$es me off!

    It's an absolute pile of cow crap, yet we have people read them everyday as if they mean something, and people earning 6-7 figure a year writing this nonsense!

    Hard to believe we're in the 21st century sometimes
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
    -Carl Sagan

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    .:PISCES:. The Piece of ass

    Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
    Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to
    keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a
    good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A
    partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very
    popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
    Accurate description.

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    .:LEO:. The Lion in bed

    Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have
    fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to
    earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships.
    Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.


    It's good to be the king.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    .:VIRGO:. The Virgin

    Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them
    right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart.
    Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget
    Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one
    and only. Ultimate sexiness.

    I am a Virgo. Born Sept. 4 and yes it is all very true. I am a goddess! The only thing different is I am more of a submissive in bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by HLS View Post
    I am a Virgo. Born Sept. 4 and yes it is all very true. I am a goddess! The only thing different is I am more of a submissive in bed
    Are you suggesting maybe a description encapsulating half a billion people may not be entirely accurate? How odd!
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
    -Carl Sagan

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    I'm a VIRGO. That description seems about accurate.
    Word.
    Me too

    I am a sexy mo fo, yo
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH

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