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  1. 15-Mar-2007 #1
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    USA vs Canada

    Transcript: US naval ship to Canadian hostile

    Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."

    Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."

    Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

    Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."

    Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."

    Canadians: "We are a lighthouse...your turn."

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  2. 15-Mar-2007 #2
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    LOL. I love it.
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    ROFLOL>>> that is priceless!!!LOL
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    Good one. So true!
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    It's very funny!.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy View Post
    Transcript: US naval ship to Canadian hostile

    Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."

    Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."

    Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

    Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."

    Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."

    Canadians: "We are a lighthouse...your turn."


    This story is false...and very old as well.
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  7. 15-Mar-2007 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by thxleo View Post
    This story is false...and very old as well.
    its actually a urban legend which means it could well be false, but either way it was posted as a joke
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    That is very funny. lol!
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    ha ha good one.
    we keep it real gangsta down here in canada. ehh
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    Blame Canada..

    Totally false. No US CBG would run up and challenge a lighthouse they though was a ship-- no Canadian ship would ever challenge a US CBG.

    Urban legend, but funny anyway...

    I think that it should have ended by the US blowing the p*ss out of the lighthouse..

    Surrender pronto, or we nuke Toronto....



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    The end is f*cking nigh!!!
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    I am all for Canada.
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    http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm

    It's an urban legend


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    Classic!
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    In Spain we knows this legend too. Its very old.
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