Bar bans man with frequent flatulence

[Bongholio]

Why fart 'n waste it when you can burp and taste it?

[DjfunkmasterG]

Hops & Barley cause gas ... onions too . Forget it if he has had chili . Chilli is the worst. BTW didn't know you lived in Silver Spring DVW 5150... I am in Germantown.

[coma]

FARTING PILLS???!!! Smell & Noise, or just one of them at a time? Farting is best left to skilled professionals like myself, natural means ... farting pills is like the steroids of the farting game. I'm all noise mostly, but can funk out the place with the best of them now and then ... my main skill is belching, I can rift with the best of them. People take fart pills after stomach etc surgery to clear out the gas. He had a bunch and the beefs were "authentic" in every way. Naaaaasty!

[MinionZombie]

People take fart pills after stomach etc surgery to clear out the gas. He had a bunch and the beefs were "authentic" in every way. Naaaaasty! *shudder* ewww dude ... still though, chemical persuasion, I call "cheater" on him! Bong - but a fart isn't wasted either, cos you can smell it, and even taste it if the smell is potent enough (why you'd want to, I duno), plus I'd say farts and funnier than belches...although a constant stream of belches is rather funny and cracks me up something chronic between rifts.

[coma]

*shudder* ewww dude ... still though, chemical persuasion, I call "cheater" on him! Bong - but a fart isn't wasted either, cos you can smell it, and even taste it if the smell is potent enough (why you'd want to, I duno), plus I'd say farts and funnier than belches...although a constant stream of belches is rather funny and cracks me up something chronic between rifts. One day Me and my friend were in lunch break at school and we were acting stupid as kids do. A lunch monitor came over to tell us to stop. He did the fake finger gun thing. When he pulled the thumb trigger he let out an earthquake fart. He had to go to the principal and was getting suspended. His mo went to the school to defend her son "You cant suspend him, Its NATURAL!" She argued so long the principal gave up and let him back in school

[capncnut]

Bong - but a fart isn't wasted either, cos you can smell it, and even taste it if the smell is potent enough... Well there's a lot of truth to that MZ. A friend of mine told me that his late mother, who had no sense of smell, could always tell when he farted by tasting it. I never thought to ask him if knew what the flavour was though.

[MinionZombie]

Now that's a parent, defending their son's comically timed farting.

[Bongholio]

since I went to eyebiter's linked night of the comet site,... where they expose that the next day that it was not an event in layers of the atmosphere from the comet but the dust of all the worlds people who got zapped by the comet (why the sky was pink) and SHOCK they were breathing them@ lol Since that hasn't happened you can always go to Mexico city to inhale some human feces (or taste it like granny did) as a substitute.

[coma]

Now that's a parent, defending their son's comically timed farting. She was cool as hell. Her and her husdand. They used to let us burn doobies in his room and pretend to not notice. Like a detante or dont ask dont tell. If we try to hide it, they leave us alone. NY cops used to be like that with bud until Guiliani. Thanks Rudy you twat. If he gets to be prez we are in big trouble