Bad Review #2

[DjfunkmasterG]

Didn't I already de-spine someone? My idea for brain removal was two or three zombies hold someone down, a fourth zombie comes into frame with a brick or rock and starts cracking it against the back of someones skull until it splits open and then all of them reach inside to get some brains.

[LouCipherr]

Didn't I already de-spine someone? yes, you did, but they didn't reach in and pull out the brains from the spine opening. My idea for brain removal was two or three zombies hold someone down, a fourth zombie comes into frame with a brick or rock and starts cracking it against the back of someones skull until it splits open and then all of them reach inside to get some brains. this thread rules!

[MinionZombie]

True Dj, you did ... but like Lou said, you didnay yank the brain out through that hole ... nor have the eyes being sucked into the skull cavity to then dangle around the mushed up brain in a zombie's hands (and then get bitten off by zombies desperately trying to get the dangling and jiggling 'eyes on string' into their mouths). Yeah I'm sick, but wo'eva... Mind you, the de-spining shot in Deadlands rocked! I'll tell you what - when we force you to come across the pond in 2008 and DP part 2, then we'll talk about your.. <ahem> 'demands' I'll hold you to that, Lou. But I'll warn you now, I drink an exceptional amount of Robinson's...and I have to have a 'moving sexy lady sofa' at all times, so I might lounge across the sexy backs of some barely-clothed sexy ladies who are strapped together to form the sexiest sofa you've ever seen...tall order, but it's in my "contract".

[LouCipherr]

You'll have to work that out with Dj. He might give you a per-diem for the Robinson's, but the 'moving sexy lady sofa'...? I dunno about all that. I didn't even get that for the first movie and I was the producer!

[MinionZombie]

I didn't even get that for the first movie and I was the producer! Yeah, but I'm blatantly more super-duper-serial-awesomer than thou! ... ... ... j/k

[LouCipherr]

Yeah, but I'm blatantly more super-duper-serial-awesomer than thou! ... ... ... j/k Ok, we'll talk... (that's "hollywood-speak" for you ain't getting jack sh*t.. )

[MinionZombie]

I'll see you in court! ... what for, I've no idea ... ... but that's kinda Hollywood as well isn't it?

[LouCipherr]

I'll see you in court! ... what for, I've no idea ... ... but that's kinda Hollywood as well isn't it? Yes, yes it is.. you'll fit in perfectly over here.

[DjfunkmasterG]

But I'll warn you now, I drink an exceptional amount of Robinson's...and I have to have a 'moving sexy lady sofa' at all times, so I might lounge across the sexy backs of some barely-clothed sexy ladies who are strapped together to form the sexiest sofa you've ever seen...tall order, but it's in my "contract". We don't have Robinson's here... it is Miller Lite, Heiniken or nada. You'll have to work that out with Dj. He might give you a per-diem for the Robinson's, but the 'moving sexy lady sofa'...? I dunno about all that. I didn't even get that for the first movie and I was the producer! Yeah Sexy Sofa ain't happening. I am the director and I didn't get it so know one else gets it, but I will make sure there is a key of the purest coovan I can find on set at all times. Yeah, but I'm blatantly more super-duper-serial-awesomer than thou! ... ... ... j/k Says who?

[MinionZombie]

Dj - says me! Coovan eh? Hmmm ... oh, alright then ... if I chug enough of that, I'll think I have a sexy lady sofa to sprawl across! But if Dj gets one, maybe he can fanagle a 2 for 1 deal? If stubbornness helps in Hollywood, then I'd be alright, I'm Scottish.

[DjfunkmasterG]

I have just the person you need to talk too.

[MinionZombie]

I have just the person you need to talk too. A psychiatrist?

[DjfunkmasterG]

A psychiatrist? That and a Wannabe Producer Promoter by the name of Tim Beal.