 Originally Posted by coma
Because Im legally blind. Close your eyes and try to eat and tell me what happens next
Was it Sienfeld that said he would be terrified of eating being blind because,
"There could be bugs in my food and I wouldnt see it."
This is serious, Proctor & Gamble has issued a recall of all its plastic containers. Going all the way back to the mid nineteen-sixties.There is no procedure for search by serial numbers on the containers, because Proctor & Gamble didnt start serial numbers on the containers until 1970.
Federal officials are setting up emergency sites all over the country to round up these dangerous objects.
Federal authority chairman Clancy O'Reilly says, " The sooner the better we get these devices of food storage out of the publics hands. There have been reports of food storage violations all over the eastern seaboard.
The President will make an emergency address to the country at 3 pm on the next monday that is the 15th of that month."says authority chair O'Reilly.
" People should be aware of their surroundings. Stay in your homes & follow the federal instructions for food container disposal."
Detachments of your local Homeland Security, Federal Agencies & National Guard will be inspecting civilian homes soon.
Mona Clydesdale of Parsipany NJ is frightened," I just want my Tupperware back." Says Mona ,47.
" My cat, Toonces is sad because there is no way to keep his leftover food fresh in the fridge ."
Mr. Don Miller of Fort Lauderdale FL says," I am trying to get through this.We have to stick together."Says Mr. Miller, 72.
An undisclosed source says there are rumors of attacks by these plastic containers.
Bill Carson of Omaha Nebraska, was found at his home, supposedly partially devoured, but walking around his home by his aunt Betty Loomis. No one would respond to our request for an interview.
Will the Government be able to stop this atrocity ? Can we count on our leaders to eradicate this horror ?
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