In another thread we talked about phrases such as 'blates', so here's a complete list of the phrases from my time at uni that me & the lads used:
Ooh Betty / Ooh Betty done a **** / Ooh Betty done a whoopsie - panicked excitement
B'ave - the original classic that started it all (behave)
Easy now (rude boy) - "hello, how are you?" with knowing mockage of "wigger" culture
Ahhhh maaaate / Mate! - aggravation/disbelief
Ming-wah - the nickname for the oriental girl next door in the first year, no it's not racist, cos "ming-wah", was I'm f*cking sure what she said when she answered her mobile, we recorded a remix with one of us doing the voice, then played it to freak out people who were looking at our rooms during open days. 
Ya buddi / Ya Boodin / Sha Boodin / Sha / Boodin - mickey take of the greeting of one of our lesser-spotted housemates called James (who was on "Faking It" - the guy who faked becoming a graffiti artist  ), the rest was drunken riffing
Innit - knowing-wigga-culture-piss-take
Rawhide (Raw-****ing-hide) - kinda like "really cool"
Whatever Trevor (Wo'eva Trev'ah) - instead of "yeah whatever mate"
Ahhhh nips! - similar to "ah mate"
Easy - short for "easy now rude boy", ideal for saying as little as possible while barely moving your lips
Yeh, duno - "I don't give a bollocks what you're on about, girl..."/similarly not-bothered-and-unknowing
Hoof! - one housemate would cough just like this and it was f*cking hilarious, so we took the mick constantly... 
Schweet - like "sweet", but with that added "Schweppes" style coolness
What's the dillio, yo? - "what's going on?"
Yeh mate, nah mate, yeh mate YEH! - excited about something
Done well my son - "congratulations"
Reet bah? Yes bah - I went to Uni in Norwich, our res mate Adam is from there and that was what he said the locals talked like
Woz-at!? - piss take of our house cleaner Jackie in the first year on campus, I believe it was when she found two of my res mates in the same bed and it gave her a shock
You wot? - simply just "you what?"
GRRRR I'm a zhom-bee!!! - my res mates were always fascinated with my love of zombie films, and that was their impression of a zombie and I f*cking loved it
You ****ing minger! - "you idiot"
Aye pal - "yes, my friend" (with a somewhat Scotch inflection)
Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ! (In an Ewar Woowar stylee) - after watching The Wicker Man while half-baked, me and Adam laughed our sh*t out at that one.
Ah sweet! - "ah cool!"
Top banana - "really good"
B'ave Dave - (extension of "b'ave")
Fu fu fresh - Adam and Tom had decks and would often try their hands at mixing, so their hip-hoppage kinda infected our verbal culture...and it woke us up after their drunken nights out at 2am
Chicahn - "chicken" in a stylised manner
Yes mate, *hoof* - another mickey take of what Tom would say when agreeing, but then always follow up with a trademark cough
It's a rum old job - Norwich saying, something like "that's a strange thing"
That's a rummin - Norwich-lingo for "that's confusing"
Is that you lumpin? - descending the stairs was always a loud ordeal and Tom was often very heavy-footed, so "lumping" is being heavy footed
Reet / Reet-o - "alright"
No diggity No doubt - "no doubt", but stylised
Fah-kin 'ell John - stylised disbelief
Actually that smells ****ing nice! - another Tom saying when he'd be offended by the smell of cooking at first, but as soon as the food was out he'd change his mind 
What's go-an on? - stylised "what is going on?"
Cheeky chappy! - the nickname we gave to the boyfriend of a friend of one of our friends who had the cheekiest chappiest face in photos, he was a proper good bloke though
Diddly - iddly - fiddly - Flanderisms, related to something technological
To be fair - used when conceding a point
No but seriously - another Tom saying that was used a hell of a lot by him, he'd often go for many-a-word without actually saying anything but empty statements like that when trying to make a point
Dirty Berty / Dirt Bar Dave - nicknames for Adam's mate Thurston who was a really grubby sort, would come in and 5 minutes later the place would look like a bomb had hit it, he also had a penchant for "dirt bar" - i.e. the cheap and sh*tty drug of choice for rural teens in their Sixth Form days
Chaff - take/steal/rob
She'd get it! (other person then says - Twice) - lads agreeing that they'd both shag some fitty (usually on TV or a film ... or in the street )
*OTT deaf voice that bears barely any resemblance to an actual deaf voice* REALLY!? - no disrespect to the deaf at all meant, but one night when Adam and I were watching TV at about 3am there was some deaf teen drama on TV and suddenly someone said that and, hell-damn-us-possibly, we just burst out laughing for some reason, it was so outta left field, it was just the delivery more than anything
Flid - similar to the term "mong", aimed at someone who's done something stupid
OH YEH! (Duffman stylee) - nuff said, Simpsons ref
n00b / noobery - nuff said, the action of doing something a n00b would do
Savvy - "cool"
Sweet as a nut mate - "really cool"
You ****ing fanny! - "you idiot"
Shady - "dodgy"
Blimey grimey - expression of minor disbelief
Scoh-tesh! - my res mates would do their impression of a Scottish person and it really amused me so I did it too...(I'm Scottish, for those not in the know ... minus the cool accent  )
For real dawg, woof! - knowing piss-take of wiggah culture again
Hoo-hah - just a weird saying for "stuff"
Tasty - "nice"
BITCH! (emphasis on "Bi" part, popping your lips out) - emasculation intended term levelled at anyone and everyone at a time of pwnage - pool, Halo.
Poobs - "pubes", but in a Norwich accent
Choad - a cock that's wider than it is long/insult slung at anyone and everything
Proper - very agreeable
You'll be well happy, but it tastes like **** - what Tom said about cocaine use...it was the funniest thing I'd heard that week
That is leet (L337) - "that is cool"/knowing piss take of nerd culture
You say that, but you're wrong - I said that once and it caught on
Midgetting / Midgetting about - bizarre term for someone doing something/anything
Big old gash - Shaun of the Dead reference (levelled at, well ... *ahem* ... a lady's bits & pieces)
Rinsed - "owned"/"used or done quickly"
Ya-ha! - James mickey-taking again
That is some crazy **** - used when genuinely not knowing how something came about
Wicked - nuff said
You big ****ing gheay! - bloke-ish ribbing, but with fond affection, and not a single thought of homosexuals in your head (see the "gay" term use thread from a while back)
Choco-cock - random insult (nout to do with gayness)
Poo sex - "anal sex"
Did not know - nuff said, but over-used
Wickety Wack - "that's crazy/wack"
Hooge - "huge", in a Norwich accent
Unlucky Chucky/Kentucky - "unlucky"
Aye aye piggy pie - "oh yeah?"
Easy bruv - "steady on, brother"
Bruvnah - "brother"
Blood - knowing piss take of wiggah culture again, the "oo" becomes "uh" when spoken
Buggernaut - our nickname for "Juggernaut" on Halo 2 multiplayer
Halo? - yelled through the house many a time to gather us all for some Halo
Blates - "blatantly"
Noobington - someone who is a n00b/done something n00bish
Poo unit - airborne fart gas/piss take of "G-Unit"
Pooper - the "er" with an "ah" inflection, "asshole"
Assh and Tittiesh - "ass & titties", stylised
Whatchu chattin' about (chat boy) - "what are you talking about?"
Yah blates would - "you blatantly would", saying to your mate that he would definitely shag that person
Trust - "trust me"
Cool beans - "cool"
Fassy - "arse" (& Fassy-Hole) "okay, off the fassy again"
Correct boy wonder - "you are right"
Lads (emphasis on the "L") - rolls off the tongue, Brit for "dudes"
Gutted out - at someone who is disappointed
Noooooo (hushed tone) - gossipy inflection, "no"
Easy on - "steady on"/"calm down"
Intut - knowing piss take of "innit"
Wha-gwan - heavily stylised, "what is going on?"
F*ck up - "shut up"/"idiot"
You gheay bear - blokey ribbing - the image of a bear would fill your mind though, said with a silly voice
Jiminy-Jesus - when expressing shock
You're talking **** Gervais - reference to "Animals" (stand up) by Ricky Gervais, used when you don't believe what someone says
Trishaw! - taking the piss of the chat show
Ooh-arr? - "oh yeah?"
Doublay killage - when you kill two people in one go on Halo
Two thumbs fresh - "really good"
Intraweb - "internet"
Jabbering (on about) - like Mr. T
Noobery - the action of being a n00b
Hob-nob-viously - "obviously", but as if the famous biscuit was merged with it
I took a couple out as I thought they'd be really offensive to folk not 'in' on our little circle, you know in-jokes, and they'd require too much contextualising.
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